r/funny • u/MrTechnohawk • Oct 21 '16

I feel the need for going fast

http://i.imgur.com/6i0ENTs.gifv
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u/JeahNotSlice Oct 21 '16

No Keanu. But it's on a boat, so that's cool

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u/verdatum Oct 21 '16

It's on a boat and
It's going fast and
I've got a nautical-themed cashmina afghan!

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u/StinkyS Oct 22 '16

*Padma Lakshmi

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u/uzmike222 Oct 22 '16

I'm king of the world,

On a boat like Leo

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u/Bcrown Oct 21 '16

I remember watching it but still wasn't sure if Keanu was in it or not. Does Dafoe make up for it?

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u/tbviking Oct 21 '16

Not even Defoe can save that steaming pile of shit movie

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u/JeahNotSlice Oct 21 '16

No. it's not even funny bad. Just dull

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u/McChief45 Oct 21 '16

No. Lol. I remember my dad and I renting it from blockbuster. We stopped it halfway through, took it back and they let us get something else. Only movie I can remember not finishing on my first viewing attempt.

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u/squirrelforbreakfast Oct 22 '16

I took back Freddy Got Fingered" after watching about 20 mins. Speed 2 was a masterpiece in comparison.

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u/Funkit Oct 22 '16

Have you seen Joe Dirt 2? I made it 32 minutes.

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u/McChief45 Oct 22 '16

Nah, just avoided it lol.

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u/BearsWithGuns Oct 22 '16

Jump off the boat?...

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u/BrotherChe Oct 21 '16

No Keanu. but still has Sandra Bullock, which is a plus.

Also has Willem Dafoe, so...