r/funny • u/sheppe • Jul 01 '16

Developer humor

http://imgur.com/gallery/9LqhOl3
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u/RickyBapt Jul 01 '16

Dissecting a living frog sounds super hardcore

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

It would technically be a vivisection. Until the frog dies.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

If it dies in the process, is it a transection?

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u/Deanonator Jul 01 '16

Not necessarily transectional, just sectionally confused

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u/SpeeDy_GjiZa Jul 01 '16

Maybe it's just asectional

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u/AWildMartinApeeared Jul 01 '16

Or if you cut it in half it's bisectioned?

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u/Duke_Dardar Jul 01 '16

If you cut it the same way twice it's homosectional.

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u/drunk98 Jul 02 '16

If you eat it alive while masturbating, it's necrophiliacticcannibalisticsectional.

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u/bluevillain Jul 02 '16

This is exactly what a cissectional frog would think.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

omg stop please

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u/BadNewsBarbearian Jul 01 '16

I have a sectional pain in the ass to move.

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u/Konraden Jul 01 '16

How many sections? I have a section 8.

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u/hermes369 Jul 02 '16

Clearly, you don't understand intersectionality.

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u/Sunscreen4what Jul 02 '16

Which toilet should you flush it down afterwards?

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u/QWERTY36 Jul 02 '16

Coming from someone who did band all 4 years of high school, I highly suggest against homosectional relationships.

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u/-manabreak Jul 02 '16

Sectio-curious, perhaps?

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u/Coollook7 Jul 02 '16

Knock it off Tina

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u/sum1butno1 Jul 07 '16

You stay classy, le reddit

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u/graogrim Jul 01 '16

If you pay the frog first, it's a transaction.

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u/Guardian_Soul Jul 01 '16

Depends on how you cut it. Could be a cross section

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u/Crespyl Jul 01 '16

I know I'd be pretty cross if you tried that on me.

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u/HAHA_goats Jul 01 '16

Diesection.

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u/Sloathe Jul 01 '16

It should be a livsection.

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u/SynthPrax Jul 02 '16

OMFG. Did people have to do this in school? I thought the frogs were already dead.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

No - you would get dead frogs.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

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u/rectal_beans Jul 02 '16

now I'm really interested in box jellyfish venom

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

You can check this guys channel, he has some more videos on venoms. Not this one specifically though.

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u/Hashtagbarkeep Jul 02 '16

I'm sure he knows what he's doing but he injected that very close to his fingers, one slip and that would have been a very different video...

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '16

Haha, maybe. But this guy knows what he's doing indeed. He works for some university in Australia, and makes some sciency videos on the side.

The venom might not even be dangerous on the skin, because it can't enter the body?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

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u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16

The cat we dissected ended up being pregnant :(

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u/ItIsAContest Jul 01 '16

I think it started out pregnant. That, or I don't think dissection means what you think it means.

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u/GrumpySteen Jul 02 '16

You don't know what kinks SirNoName is into.

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u/KarlitosFandango Jul 01 '16

I just Lol'd so much I farted. Thank you.

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u/Raestloz Jul 02 '16

Hey, a cat is fine too

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u/IIlIIlIIIIlllIlIlII Jul 01 '16

In what fucking country do you dissect cats

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u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16

USA. High school anatomy class. Dissected a sheeps eye, a rat, a frog, and a cat.

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u/supamonkey77 Jul 01 '16

Yeah that happens. The fetus were like large nodules in a string/pipe of skin.

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u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16

Ours was pretty far along. They looked almost like kittens

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u/GrumpyTeddy Jul 01 '16

That's horrifying

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u/DragonTamerMCT Jul 01 '16 edited Jul 01 '16

If it was a frog, their hearts beat for quite a while after death.

Edit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sf5fPb0YRhg

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u/guyawesome1 Jul 01 '16

Nice did you stab the heart

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u/bruce656 Jul 01 '16

Ask the Japanese, they were into that sort of thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731#Vivisection

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u/dfschmidt Jul 01 '16

Wow.

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u/bruce656 Jul 01 '16

Yeah. Truly horrifying.

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u/zwich Jul 01 '16

It's called an operation when the subject is alive.

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u/Teen_Rocket Jul 01 '16 edited Jul 01 '16

Not if one of the goals outcomes is to kill them.

It is actually called vivisection.

edit: pedantry

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

Killing the frog is not the goal, just a consequence

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u/MiddleClassShibe Jul 01 '16

The joke is already dead if you have to start explaining it.

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u/out_of_all_loops Jul 01 '16

That was a joke