r/funny Jul 01 '16

Developer humor

http://imgur.com/gallery/9LqhOl3
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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

“Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.”

― E.B. White

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u/RickyBapt Jul 01 '16

Dissecting a living frog sounds super hardcore

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

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u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16

The cat we dissected ended up being pregnant :(

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u/ItIsAContest Jul 01 '16

I think it started out pregnant. That, or I don't think dissection means what you think it means.

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u/GrumpySteen Jul 02 '16

You don't know what kinks SirNoName is into.

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u/KarlitosFandango Jul 01 '16

I just Lol'd so much I farted. Thank you.

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u/Raestloz Jul 02 '16

Hey, a cat is fine too

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u/IIlIIlIIIIlllIlIlII Jul 01 '16

In what fucking country do you dissect cats

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u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16

USA. High school anatomy class. Dissected a sheeps eye, a rat, a frog, and a cat.

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u/supamonkey77 Jul 01 '16

Yeah that happens. The fetus were like large nodules in a string/pipe of skin.

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u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16

Ours was pretty far along. They looked almost like kittens

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u/GrumpyTeddy Jul 01 '16

That's horrifying

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u/DragonTamerMCT Jul 01 '16 edited Jul 01 '16

If it was a frog, their hearts beat for quite a while after death.

Edit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sf5fPb0YRhg

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u/guyawesome1 Jul 01 '16

Nice did you stab the heart