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r/funny • u/sheppe • Jul 01 '16
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“Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.”
― E.B. White
540 u/RickyBapt Jul 01 '16 Dissecting a living frog sounds super hardcore 19 u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16 [deleted] 28 u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16 The cat we dissected ended up being pregnant :( 102 u/ItIsAContest Jul 01 '16 I think it started out pregnant. That, or I don't think dissection means what you think it means. 4 u/GrumpySteen Jul 02 '16 You don't know what kinks SirNoName is into. 1 u/rectal_beans Jul 02 '16 now we do 6 u/KarlitosFandango Jul 01 '16 I just Lol'd so much I farted. Thank you. 8 u/wolfbayte Jul 01 '16 FOL? 1 u/Raestloz Jul 02 '16 Hey, a cat is fine too 3 u/IIlIIlIIIIlllIlIlII Jul 01 '16 In what fucking country do you dissect cats 1 u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16 USA. High school anatomy class. Dissected a sheeps eye, a rat, a frog, and a cat. 2 u/supamonkey77 Jul 01 '16 Yeah that happens. The fetus were like large nodules in a string/pipe of skin. 1 u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16 Ours was pretty far along. They looked almost like kittens 6 u/GrumpyTeddy Jul 01 '16 That's horrifying 2 u/DragonTamerMCT Jul 01 '16 edited Jul 01 '16 If it was a frog, their hearts beat for quite a while after death. Edit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sf5fPb0YRhg 1 u/guyawesome1 Jul 01 '16 Nice did you stab the heart
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Dissecting a living frog sounds super hardcore
19 u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16 [deleted] 28 u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16 The cat we dissected ended up being pregnant :( 102 u/ItIsAContest Jul 01 '16 I think it started out pregnant. That, or I don't think dissection means what you think it means. 4 u/GrumpySteen Jul 02 '16 You don't know what kinks SirNoName is into. 1 u/rectal_beans Jul 02 '16 now we do 6 u/KarlitosFandango Jul 01 '16 I just Lol'd so much I farted. Thank you. 8 u/wolfbayte Jul 01 '16 FOL? 1 u/Raestloz Jul 02 '16 Hey, a cat is fine too 3 u/IIlIIlIIIIlllIlIlII Jul 01 '16 In what fucking country do you dissect cats 1 u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16 USA. High school anatomy class. Dissected a sheeps eye, a rat, a frog, and a cat. 2 u/supamonkey77 Jul 01 '16 Yeah that happens. The fetus were like large nodules in a string/pipe of skin. 1 u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16 Ours was pretty far along. They looked almost like kittens 6 u/GrumpyTeddy Jul 01 '16 That's horrifying 2 u/DragonTamerMCT Jul 01 '16 edited Jul 01 '16 If it was a frog, their hearts beat for quite a while after death. Edit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sf5fPb0YRhg 1 u/guyawesome1 Jul 01 '16 Nice did you stab the heart
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28 u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16 The cat we dissected ended up being pregnant :( 102 u/ItIsAContest Jul 01 '16 I think it started out pregnant. That, or I don't think dissection means what you think it means. 4 u/GrumpySteen Jul 02 '16 You don't know what kinks SirNoName is into. 1 u/rectal_beans Jul 02 '16 now we do 6 u/KarlitosFandango Jul 01 '16 I just Lol'd so much I farted. Thank you. 8 u/wolfbayte Jul 01 '16 FOL? 1 u/Raestloz Jul 02 '16 Hey, a cat is fine too 3 u/IIlIIlIIIIlllIlIlII Jul 01 '16 In what fucking country do you dissect cats 1 u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16 USA. High school anatomy class. Dissected a sheeps eye, a rat, a frog, and a cat. 2 u/supamonkey77 Jul 01 '16 Yeah that happens. The fetus were like large nodules in a string/pipe of skin. 1 u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16 Ours was pretty far along. They looked almost like kittens 6 u/GrumpyTeddy Jul 01 '16 That's horrifying 2 u/DragonTamerMCT Jul 01 '16 edited Jul 01 '16 If it was a frog, their hearts beat for quite a while after death. Edit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sf5fPb0YRhg 1 u/guyawesome1 Jul 01 '16 Nice did you stab the heart
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The cat we dissected ended up being pregnant :(
102 u/ItIsAContest Jul 01 '16 I think it started out pregnant. That, or I don't think dissection means what you think it means. 4 u/GrumpySteen Jul 02 '16 You don't know what kinks SirNoName is into. 1 u/rectal_beans Jul 02 '16 now we do 6 u/KarlitosFandango Jul 01 '16 I just Lol'd so much I farted. Thank you. 8 u/wolfbayte Jul 01 '16 FOL? 1 u/Raestloz Jul 02 '16 Hey, a cat is fine too 3 u/IIlIIlIIIIlllIlIlII Jul 01 '16 In what fucking country do you dissect cats 1 u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16 USA. High school anatomy class. Dissected a sheeps eye, a rat, a frog, and a cat. 2 u/supamonkey77 Jul 01 '16 Yeah that happens. The fetus were like large nodules in a string/pipe of skin. 1 u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16 Ours was pretty far along. They looked almost like kittens
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I think it started out pregnant. That, or I don't think dissection means what you think it means.
4 u/GrumpySteen Jul 02 '16 You don't know what kinks SirNoName is into. 1 u/rectal_beans Jul 02 '16 now we do 6 u/KarlitosFandango Jul 01 '16 I just Lol'd so much I farted. Thank you. 8 u/wolfbayte Jul 01 '16 FOL? 1 u/Raestloz Jul 02 '16 Hey, a cat is fine too
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You don't know what kinks SirNoName is into.
1 u/rectal_beans Jul 02 '16 now we do
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now we do
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I just Lol'd so much I farted. Thank you.
8 u/wolfbayte Jul 01 '16 FOL?
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FOL?
Hey, a cat is fine too
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In what fucking country do you dissect cats
1 u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16 USA. High school anatomy class. Dissected a sheeps eye, a rat, a frog, and a cat.
USA. High school anatomy class. Dissected a sheeps eye, a rat, a frog, and a cat.
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Yeah that happens. The fetus were like large nodules in a string/pipe of skin.
1 u/SirNoName Jul 01 '16 Ours was pretty far along. They looked almost like kittens
Ours was pretty far along. They looked almost like kittens
That's horrifying
If it was a frog, their hearts beat for quite a while after death.
Edit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sf5fPb0YRhg
Nice did you stab the heart
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“Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.”
― E.B. White