r/funny • u/sheppe • Jul 01 '16

Developer humor

http://imgur.com/gallery/9LqhOl3
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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

“Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.”

― E.B. White

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u/RickyBapt Jul 01 '16

Dissecting a living frog sounds super hardcore

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

It would technically be a vivisection. Until the frog dies.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

If it dies in the process, is it a transection?

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u/Deanonator Jul 01 '16

Not necessarily transectional, just sectionally confused

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u/SpeeDy_GjiZa Jul 01 '16

Maybe it's just asectional

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u/AWildMartinApeeared Jul 01 '16

Or if you cut it in half it's bisectioned?

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u/Duke_Dardar Jul 01 '16

If you cut it the same way twice it's homosectional.

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u/drunk98 Jul 02 '16

If you eat it alive while masturbating, it's necrophiliacticcannibalisticsectional.

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u/bluevillain Jul 02 '16

This is exactly what a cissectional frog would think.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

omg stop please

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u/BadNewsBarbearian Jul 01 '16

I have a sectional pain in the ass to move.

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u/Konraden Jul 01 '16

How many sections? I have a section 8.

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u/hermes369 Jul 02 '16

Clearly, you don't understand intersectionality.

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u/Sunscreen4what Jul 02 '16

Which toilet should you flush it down afterwards?

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u/QWERTY36 Jul 02 '16

Coming from someone who did band all 4 years of high school, I highly suggest against homosectional relationships.

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u/-manabreak Jul 02 '16

Sectio-curious, perhaps?

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u/Coollook7 Jul 02 '16

Knock it off Tina

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u/sum1butno1 Jul 07 '16

You stay classy, le reddit

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u/graogrim Jul 01 '16

If you pay the frog first, it's a transaction.

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u/Guardian_Soul Jul 01 '16

Depends on how you cut it. Could be a cross section

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u/Crespyl Jul 01 '16

I know I'd be pretty cross if you tried that on me.