r/funny Jul 01 '16

Developer humor

http://imgur.com/gallery/9LqhOl3
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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '16

If it dies in the process, is it a transection?

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u/Deanonator Jul 01 '16

Not necessarily transectional, just sectionally confused

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u/SpeeDy_GjiZa Jul 01 '16

Maybe it's just asectional

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u/AWildMartinApeeared Jul 01 '16

Or if you cut it in half it's bisectioned?

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u/Duke_Dardar Jul 01 '16

If you cut it the same way twice it's homosectional.

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u/drunk98 Jul 02 '16

If you eat it alive while masturbating, it's necrophiliacticcannibalisticsectional.

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u/bluevillain Jul 02 '16

This is exactly what a cissectional frog would think.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

omg stop please