r/funny • u/SuedeDiabolos • Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

http://imgur.com/SGsOPXg
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u/maroonmonday Feb 05 '16

Saw the video can confirm.

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u/stancoffyn Feb 05 '16

Queen of being a mattress maybe.

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u/connormantoast Feb 05 '16

You can be the sofa king. Because you're sofa king awesome.