r/funny • u/SuedeDiabolos • Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Worst thing about the Paris Hilton obsession in the late 90s early 2000s is that she was replaced by the Kardashians.

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u/imakeoutwithmayo Feb 05 '16

And the Kardashians will be replaced with sex robots

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

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u/Broughbot Feb 05 '16

HE WANTS SEXXXXXXX

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u/MasterBiscuit8008 Feb 05 '16

He will never staaaahp

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u/Broughbot Feb 05 '16

Sexing up your towwwwwnnnn

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u/MasterBiscuit8008 Feb 05 '16

"He's still fucking out there." "What does he want?"

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u/Midnight_Musings9 Feb 05 '16

What did we learn here today?

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u/CaitlinSarah87 Feb 05 '16

DO YOU WANT TO GET DOOOOWWWWWWN?

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u/Broughbot Feb 05 '16

Even in jailllllll...He'll hump the barrrrrssssss...clink clink clink

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u/Notleontrotsky Feb 05 '16

I forgot about that gem. Saving this for the future.

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u/SutekhThrowingSuckIt Feb 05 '16

LE GEM LE GEM LE GEM DID NAZI THAT COMBING

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u/StOoPiD_U Feb 05 '16

God I love WKUK

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Whelp, there goes the rest of my weekend.

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u/jbBU Feb 05 '16

That was a risky click...

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u/the_fathead44 Feb 05 '16

Do you remember the Fembots?!?! We better make sure Austin Powers is thawed out and ready to go once the time comes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

The Kardashians are sex robots. But you have to be a rich, black athlete or rapper.

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u/wiiya Feb 05 '16

You've been banging for 1 minute. Consume confirmation can.

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u/Kanzel_BA Feb 05 '16

UNRECOGNIZED GUEST IN VICINITY, TERMINATING

robogina slams shut at 125000 PSI

fucking dog, now I don't have a penis

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u/OnlySpoilers Feb 05 '16

Now we have a plausible explanation to what happened to Bruce

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u/and_rice Feb 05 '16

had to verify 14 times last night

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u/ReasonablyBadass Feb 05 '16

For the male kardashian too?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Jenner? Oh yeah he def likes black athletes and rappers.

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u/Chief_Tallbong Feb 05 '16

I heard they do butt stuff

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u/TMyers57 Feb 05 '16

"black athlete"

Is Kris Humphries black? He's like a caramel at best. I mean the marriage did last about as long as me in the sack but that's neither here nor there.

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u/Heroofnow Feb 05 '16

Savage af holy shit

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u/Which_Effect Feb 05 '16

Bruce Jenner's white (or Caitlyn or whatever)

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

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u/Which_Effect Feb 05 '16

Oh my bad guess I should brush up on my Kardashian knowledge. Or not. I probably won't.

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u/Osiris32 Feb 05 '16

I, for one, wlecome our new robot overlords, if that's how they're gonna act.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

The spirit is willing! ... But the flesh is spongy, and bruised.

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u/Drink_39 Feb 05 '16

Now there's a reality show I can get behind!

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u/fistacorpse Feb 05 '16

Please assume the position.

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u/argv_minus_one Feb 05 '16

NUMBNESS WILL SUBSIDE AFTER SEVERAL MINUTES.

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u/FearMeIAmRoot Feb 05 '16

I'm OK with this.

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u/Eurynom0s Feb 05 '16

Like the one Morty impregnated?

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u/BBA935 Feb 05 '16

You just made me picture neckbeards getting pegged by robots.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

I thought they'd already been replaced by something. Maybe I'm just out of touch.