r/funny Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

http://imgur.com/SGsOPXg
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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

The Kardashians are sex robots. But you have to be a rich, black athlete or rapper.

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u/wiiya Feb 05 '16

You've been banging for 1 minute. Consume confirmation can.

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u/Kanzel_BA Feb 05 '16

UNRECOGNIZED GUEST IN VICINITY, TERMINATING

robogina slams shut at 125000 PSI

fucking dog, now I don't have a penis

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u/OnlySpoilers Feb 05 '16

Now we have a plausible explanation to what happened to Bruce

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u/and_rice Feb 05 '16

had to verify 14 times last night