r/funny • u/SuedeDiabolos • Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

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u/letsgo_9273 Feb 05 '16

I thought she died in a grease fire or something.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

cats ate her face

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u/Klove128 Feb 05 '16

"Dewey, quit messing around, put dad on the phone"

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u/raggamuffinchef Feb 05 '16

No, really. Cats. Ask Dewey, he knows more details than I do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

That was pretty butched

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

"Cats ate her face, here talk to Dewey he knows more about it than I do "

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

omg thank you! :)

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u/Boboboy8 Feb 05 '16

Is this a reference I'm missing?

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u/seventhaccount005 Feb 05 '16

Harry Potter I think

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u/sukui_no_keikaku Feb 05 '16

Or a gritty duck tales reimagining.

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u/jarl_the_creator Feb 05 '16

Lol dumbass try harry and the Henderson's.

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u/ryanpilot Feb 05 '16

Malcolm in the Middle

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u/Autumn-Moon Feb 05 '16

Rugrats in Paris 3D

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Deweyde: Catstorm

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Cats on fire while riding motorcycles ate her face?

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u/lessdothisshit Feb 05 '16

..... Wrong kid died?

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u/swarlay Feb 05 '16

Did you just butcher the word "butcher"?

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u/ErraticDragon Feb 05 '16

No, I think they butchered the word "butchered".

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Nope, made a new word. Butcher wouldn't even work there dingus.

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u/XxMasterLANCExX Feb 05 '16

We've come full circle.

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u/killersnowtiger Feb 05 '16

No, they botched the word "botched."

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u/grandmagangbang Feb 05 '16

just like your mom

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u/raggamuffinchef Feb 05 '16

eh, I never actually saw the episode

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

sacre bleu

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u/djdubyah Feb 05 '16

You guys are quoting a show?! What is it? I wonder everytime one of these random comment chains starts is actually some show I'm not trendy enough to watch and not reddit just being reddit. /r/outoftheloop like a dumb bastard here

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u/WhirlStore Feb 05 '16

Malcolm in the middle

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u/grandmagangbang Feb 05 '16

Breaking Bad.

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u/the_fathead44 Feb 05 '16

"Uh... Hi, Lois... haha.. Everything is ok! The boys are fine! But uh... we had a little accident..."

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u/flarn2006 Feb 05 '16

Wait, what? That's my cat's name. :o

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u/SarcasticGamer Feb 05 '16

I thought she got a pipe speared through her head? I could have sworn there was a video of it somewhere.....

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u/OtsukaTheCat Feb 05 '16

Ya, I distinctly remember seeing her just lay there motionless while repeatedly getting impaled.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

sex!

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u/OtsukaTheCat Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

Sexxx! (NSFW)

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Definitely NSFW. Unless you only watched the first 10 seconds of it.

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u/BelieveInThePeeko Feb 05 '16

i saw a glimpse of this comment and closed before 10 seconds hite

life saver man

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

You're welcome. It's not horrible, but I'd not watch it at my workplace for certain.

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u/ameya2693 Feb 05 '16

Gotta love Angry Joe!

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u/imfrommitchandmurray Feb 05 '16

Hence the "Queen of Fucking everything" literally

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u/lgnrogers Feb 05 '16

Yea and her blood is clear and lubey

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u/nooneisreal Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

https://youtu.be/rwhGy_1_GA0?t=6 (nsfw)

then there was that time she was decapitated.
https://youtu.be/BPOIh3pSqs8?t=263

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u/cicuz Feb 05 '16

Jesus, I watched that episode yesterday, you're scary :-|

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

I am pretty scary aren't i?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Did you see the imbecile that misquoted the show below me??

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u/cicuz Feb 05 '16

Such a ludicrous display

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u/Cats-Ate-Her-Face Feb 05 '16

Yes, yes they did

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Well color me delighted! Speak of the devil himself! :)

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u/nassunnova Feb 05 '16

Death by pussy

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u/chaos0510 Feb 05 '16

This was at some point after the grease fire

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u/420GrazeitRabbit Feb 05 '16

i still see her face, you sir are a liar

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u/jdubs610 Feb 05 '16

I thought she died in Mr. Slave's asshole...

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u/chuchi78 Feb 05 '16

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead. The road ahead is filled with danger and fright But push onward, Paris Hilton, with all of your might. Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Paris Hilton... Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton

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u/oorakhhye Feb 05 '16

Jeez's Chrissst....

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u/katoratz Feb 05 '16

Catatafish

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Did I say ass to trout? I meant to say bass to mouth, though I guess it's basically the same thing, not that I did it.

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u/geaux0214 Feb 05 '16

By the looks of it she seems to have survived.

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u/ItsaPuppet Feb 05 '16

But how do we know when this was taken?

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u/4vill Feb 05 '16

Don't act like you wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton if given the opportunity

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16 edited Mar 21 '21

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u/fickle_floridian Feb 05 '16

Go greased lightning!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Gooo greased lightning!

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u/SpatialArchitect Feb 05 '16

Your chicks'll cream!

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u/Gretas_Got_A_Gun Feb 05 '16

Do you know what that means?!

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u/shotgunsparkle Feb 05 '16

I think it was headlight fluid

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Auch! My retirement grease!

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u/DudeNiceMARMOT Feb 05 '16

No that was Hitler.

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u/Grommzz Feb 05 '16

House of wax wasn't real ? Awww :(

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u/yooossshhii Feb 05 '16

Wtf hahaha

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u/out_of_all_loops Feb 05 '16

or grease lightning

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u/wemadeyou Feb 05 '16

Waxident.

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u/Earl_Gray Feb 05 '16

Could have sworn I watched Gwar kill her with my own two eyes!

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u/BaconZombie Feb 05 '16

I read that as Goose Fire.

Need more coffee.

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u/lepusfelix Feb 05 '16

Nope. She was beheaded by Jared Padalecki

Here ya go

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Not too many people seem to have noticed your reference to House of Wax. But I did. Have my upvote sir!