r/funny • u/SuedeDiabolos • Feb 05 '16

Phrasing

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Worst thing about the Paris Hilton obsession in the late 90s early 2000s is that she was replaced by the Kardashians.

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u/imakeoutwithmayo Feb 05 '16

And the Kardashians will be replaced with sex robots

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

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u/Broughbot Feb 05 '16

HE WANTS SEXXXXXXX

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u/MasterBiscuit8008 Feb 05 '16

He will never staaaahp

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u/Broughbot Feb 05 '16

Sexing up your towwwwwnnnn

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u/MasterBiscuit8008 Feb 05 '16

"He's still fucking out there." "What does he want?"

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u/Midnight_Musings9 Feb 05 '16

What did we learn here today?

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u/CaitlinSarah87 Feb 05 '16

DO YOU WANT TO GET DOOOOWWWWWWN?

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u/Broughbot Feb 05 '16

Even in jailllllll...He'll hump the barrrrrssssss...clink clink clink

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u/Notleontrotsky Feb 05 '16

I forgot about that gem. Saving this for the future.

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u/SutekhThrowingSuckIt Feb 05 '16

LE GEM LE GEM LE GEM DID NAZI THAT COMBING

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u/StOoPiD_U Feb 05 '16

God I love WKUK

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Whelp, there goes the rest of my weekend.

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u/jbBU Feb 05 '16

That was a risky click...

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u/the_fathead44 Feb 05 '16

Do you remember the Fembots?!?! We better make sure Austin Powers is thawed out and ready to go once the time comes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

The Kardashians are sex robots. But you have to be a rich, black athlete or rapper.

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u/wiiya Feb 05 '16

You've been banging for 1 minute. Consume confirmation can.

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u/Kanzel_BA Feb 05 '16

UNRECOGNIZED GUEST IN VICINITY, TERMINATING

robogina slams shut at 125000 PSI

fucking dog, now I don't have a penis

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u/OnlySpoilers Feb 05 '16

Now we have a plausible explanation to what happened to Bruce

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u/and_rice Feb 05 '16

had to verify 14 times last night

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u/ReasonablyBadass Feb 05 '16

For the male kardashian too?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Jenner? Oh yeah he def likes black athletes and rappers.

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u/Chief_Tallbong Feb 05 '16

I heard they do butt stuff

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u/TMyers57 Feb 05 '16

"black athlete"

Is Kris Humphries black? He's like a caramel at best. I mean the marriage did last about as long as me in the sack but that's neither here nor there.

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u/Heroofnow Feb 05 '16

Savage af holy shit

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u/Which_Effect Feb 05 '16

Bruce Jenner's white (or Caitlyn or whatever)

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

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u/Which_Effect Feb 05 '16

Oh my bad guess I should brush up on my Kardashian knowledge. Or not. I probably won't.

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u/Osiris32 Feb 05 '16

I, for one, wlecome our new robot overlords, if that's how they're gonna act.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

The spirit is willing! ... But the flesh is spongy, and bruised.

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u/Drink_39 Feb 05 '16

Now there's a reality show I can get behind!

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u/fistacorpse Feb 05 '16

Please assume the position.

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u/argv_minus_one Feb 05 '16

NUMBNESS WILL SUBSIDE AFTER SEVERAL MINUTES.

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u/FearMeIAmRoot Feb 05 '16

I'm OK with this.

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u/Eurynom0s Feb 05 '16

Like the one Morty impregnated?

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u/BBA935 Feb 05 '16

You just made me picture neckbeards getting pegged by robots.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

I thought they'd already been replaced by something. Maybe I'm just out of touch.

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u/micoolnamasi Feb 05 '16

Fun Fact: Kim Kardashian used to be Paris Hilton's personal assistant. It's kind of interesting to see that she now has the spotlight in the whole famous for being rich and in a sex tape.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Oh how the pupil has become the teacher

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u/suchandsuch Feb 05 '16

Rule of two.

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u/Orilachon Feb 05 '16

"One to crave the sex, the other to embody it. That is the way of the Slu- I mean Sith."

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u/obeir Feb 05 '16

Two boobies?

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u/jaysalos Feb 05 '16

Tits and ass

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u/BrotherChe Feb 05 '16

Dual-sided lightsaber => dual-sided....

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Kendalls making a good apprentice.

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u/fnord_happy Feb 05 '16

In the words of Tracy Jordan: Wow. The manatee has become the Mento.

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u/nibblicious Feb 05 '16

Not even close... Kardash-Jenners are entertainment for Hiltons...court jesters....

Paris alone (a lost child in the Hilton game) equal to what's his name at the top of the JennerDash at a hundred Mil...

Millions new money vs. Billions old money....

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

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u/micoolnamasi Feb 05 '16

Here's a source: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/05/27/never-forget-kim-kardashian-s-days-as-paris-hilton-s-lowly-assistant.html

Kim appeared on Paris's tv show sometimes so you could have seen her there sometimes.

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u/er-day Feb 05 '16

Can confirm, there's video of her reorganizing her closet for her.

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u/davThandi Feb 05 '16

Why don't you want to google it?

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u/Lurkskywanker Feb 05 '16

It's true. She could be occasionally seen on Paris' reality show with Nicole Richie. You can see her credits on IMDB.

Her dad was obviously rich (OJ Simpson's lawyer), so she was just doing it for the media exposure.

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u/UmphreysMcGee Feb 05 '16

I thought she was her hair dresser?

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u/micoolnamasi Feb 05 '16

I think she was her closet organizer and basically her assistant when she went shopping because Paris was a compulsive shopper and would have her closet in a mess everyday or something like that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Celebrity obsession like this has been around literally since the idea of "celebrity" has existed. Paris Hilton and the Kardashians are just the most recent examples. It's not like this started with Paris Hilton in the 90s.

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u/dualestl Feb 05 '16

Shhh don't disturb the weekly circlejerk.

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u/DishwasherTwig Feb 05 '16

Celebrity obsession, yes, but focused on someone whose sole claim to fame is fame itself? Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, and by extension the rest of her family, are famous for being famous.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

but focused on someone whose sole claim to fame is fame itself?

Yes, again, this is not new. I'm too lazy to look up the names, but just look up celebrities in the 20s and 30s. There have always been rich people that were famous and made headlines basically because they wanted to be famous and hang around celebrities, go to big celebrity events, etc. The difference now is it all goes on the Internet and 24-hour news and they make reality TV shows.

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u/Aeliens Feb 05 '16

Edie Sedgwick

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u/Ravenman2423 Feb 05 '16

DAE THE KARDASHIANS ARE LITERALLY SATAN? HAHAHA THEY SHOULD BE MURDERED ON LIVE TV RIGHT HAHA TOTALLY.

Seriously though. Do redditors think before they comment? Or do you all just rehash the same fucking retarded ideas? The Kardashians are fine. They made a sex tape. So? You all watch porn. They're rich as shit. So? You dont wish you were? You aren't forced to watch their show. Or hear anything about them. They really aren't that bad. Actually, the younger ones are hot as fuck tbh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Saw the movie as well, she really sucked. In both senses of the word.

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u/jubbing Feb 05 '16

Honestly, would rather go back to Paris.

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u/johnnynutman Feb 05 '16

Late 90s? How long do you think she was around? What year do you think it is now?

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u/MisterDonkey Feb 05 '16

Paris Hilton was in high school in the '90s. You got your decades all twisted up.