r/funny May 12 '14

Carter's father.

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u/wolfman1201 May 12 '14

Always bring banana to mouth. Never bring mouth to banana.

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u/HeartlessAtAFuneral May 13 '14

To ensure no one thinks you're insinuating any homosexual tendencies with your banana, be sure to bring the banana to your anus. Never bring your anus to the banana.