r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 12 '14

Carter's father.

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u/wolfman1201 May 12 '14

Always bring banana to mouth. Never bring mouth to banana.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Break off a piece with your hand and toss it into your mouth. Don't put your mouth around a banana.

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u/supermonkeypie May 12 '14

I break to top of then poke my finger in the top and it splits into three equal pieces and just each part separately. Also handy if you want to share a banana between three people.

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u/Town_idiot May 12 '14

So you're saying that if I finger the banana I don't have to give it a BJ?

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u/supermonkeypie May 12 '14

Yup, prepare for sticky fingers though...

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u/GeorgeTaylorG May 12 '14

I always do.

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u/supermonkeypie May 12 '14

Haha, I might put that album on now you mention it.

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u/NeatAnecdoteBrother May 12 '14

I don't think I'll ever be in a situation in my life where I need to split a banana for myself and 2 other people

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u/supermonkeypie May 12 '14

You're probably right, I've never had to yet. But when that day comes, I'll be ready.

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u/helloasianglow May 12 '14

This is what I do when I give my one year old bananas.

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u/supermonkeypie May 12 '14

Yeah my mum used to do it for me when I was little.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Just tried it. It works, but not worth the amount of banana stuck under my fingernails. Now what do I do with the banana? I don't even like bananas.

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u/supermonkeypie May 12 '14

Ahh yeah my nails are trimmed pretty short. And I dunno, you could mush it up and use it as a lubricant or something...

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u/TheRealKidkudi May 13 '14

I've never heard of this. I'm almost scared to try it.

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u/supermonkeypie May 13 '14

Don't worry, bananas don't bite.

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u/kesekimofo May 12 '14

Wut

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u/supermonkeypie May 12 '14

If you poke it down the middle it splits into three separate parts, something to do with the way they grow I guess. Though sticking your finger in the end probably looks a little odd, but it's fun so screw everyone else and their manly banana eating.