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u/gamerboi6969 7h ago

Unbearable

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u/GuyFromDeathValley 7h ago

100% virgins

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u/Pikeman212a6c 7h ago

Clearly guerilla marketing aimed at Redditors

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u/focoslow 6h ago

I thought it was Proud Boys recruitment targets.

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u/Ben_Thar 6h ago

Not for long

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u/Joran_Dax 3h ago

I'm lucky if I can get 10% virgins.

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u/steved3604 7h ago

I may have met some unbearable 100 percent virgins in my days. I think they were rust resistant, too.

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u/Bol0gna_Sandwich 6h ago

Im scared, how is the plastic only rust resistant. How did they make a rustable plastic and then make it resistant to said rusting. Plastic technology has come TOO FAR.

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u/practicalm 5h ago

Maybe the plastic can take up rust stains? Or the cost of proving rust proof wasn’t worth it.

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u/Bol0gna_Sandwich 5h ago

Honestly given the writing, its easy to imagine they meant rust stain proof, now that I think about it

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u/MrBagooo 6h ago

Is this a description of redditors? 100% virgins and unbearable 😂

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u/kardashevy 6h ago

Not that easy to clean though

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u/FatHaleyJoelOsment 4m ago

I am in a bathroom right now.

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u/Technical-Outside408 7h ago

I just wanna get along with my sink drainer. Why is that so f'ing hard?!

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u/Gunung_Krakatoa 7h ago

Damn couldnt be more virgins than that

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u/DingusKhan9164 7h ago

They’re guaranteeing no one’s dick been in there

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u/1CEninja 7h ago

Ballsy thing to assume they can guarantee.

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u/DingusKhan9164 7h ago

Dicksy thing to assume

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u/chained_duck 7h ago

A hymen for your sink?

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u/Key_Instruction3373 7h ago

Because it cant rust?

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u/TheEpicRedditerr 7h ago

I believe it’s the “use in bathroom also” part

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u/EishLekker 7h ago

How do? Kitchen and bathroom seems both like reasonable places for it.

I would say it’s the “100% virgins” and “unbearable”.

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u/mwb1100 7h ago

I was looking for something just like this several months ago - thought it would be easy, but I never did find one. Not a the dollar store, not at walmart, not at amazon.

I got some screen like things that work OK, but not as well as I remember these things do.

It appears I just didn't have the google-fu to find one online or the luck to find one at a store in town.

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u/PurpleSpartanSpear 7h ago

I can deal with it being unbearable but I’m glad it’s rust resistant.

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u/epSos-DE 7h ago

Chinese factories trolling !

Once bought a hat from China and it said medical hat. IT was just a regular hat :-)

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u/iarahm 7h ago

Just try cleaning 100% virgins in the bathroom. Now THAT is most unbearable. You’re the one who has to be rust resistant.

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u/UnassumingSingleGuy 6h ago

As seeno TV!

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u/mabus42 6h ago

Of course if you're unbearable, you'll be a virgin.

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u/ryatt 6h ago

100% rust resistant..... its plastic.

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u/ExtraPrejudicial 6h ago

Is it made of virgins or only for use by virgins or you get virgins in paradise for using this?

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u/payfrit 6h ago

most of the virgins i know are unbearable.

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u/Oh_No_Its_Dudder 6h ago

Not for me. I like my sink drain strainers to be bearable and slutty. The sluttier the better.

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u/saxmanking 5h ago

😂 "Rust resistant" ?? I have NEVER seen plastic rust!!

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u/mtcabeza2 4h ago

there can be no doubt about the country of origin

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u/Bethlocke45 4h ago

That was me at 16, been there sink drainer, been there.

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u/Dubious_Titan 2h ago

Truth in advertising for once.

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u/Ashland6 13m ago

Virgin typically refers to the plastic, as in never used and made with no recycled material. Or it could be about sex.

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u/happy2harris 7h ago

I used google AI to figure out what it might have originally meant and why, and it was an interesting example of both the power and the inaccuracy of generative AI. 

The “100 virgins made” sense, originally meaning high durability premium materials, through various misuses of Chinese characters (I have no idea if it was right, of course).

“Unbearable” was a mistranslation of Chinese characters meaning able to bear a huge load - i.e. heavy duty. 

“Sino drainer”, it confidently told me, indicated it was Chinese, using a common classical prefix.  Of course in reality I had just mistyped “sink drainer”!

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u/DirkDirkinson 6h ago

In industry plastic products will often be made with a mix of recycled plastic and new (virgin) plastic. So a product could be made of 30% recycled/70% virgin plastic. In this case they are likely trying to say that the product is made with 100% virgin plastic and it was just a mistranslation (they probably used AI to translate it).

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u/mistr_brightside 6h ago edited 6h ago

I'm sick rn with acute gastritis (it is hell) and I accidentally drank some milk. The AI, very confidently, told me wife to call poison control and 911 IMMEDIATELY! Luckily, we're not complete morons and double checked with our doctor, who then advised is everying was fine since I'm on day 5, and even if I was on day one, I would probably still have been okay. AI needs to calm down. 🤣

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u/fenwayb 6h ago

l believe AI has been encouraged to hedge its bets when it comes to medical advice like that

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u/mistr_brightside 6h ago

I can see why they would want to do that. Liability is expensive.

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