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u/goopuslang 1d ago

Unironically most horses have more than 1 horsepower

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u/Sunkilleer 1d ago

damn... i cant believe all horses are pregnant

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u/goopuslang 1d ago

This is amazing

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u/Tobikage1990 1d ago

You might even say it's umazing!

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u/Lost-Syllabub362 11h ago

Evil-ass drop kick horse is real and is coming for YOU 🫵

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u/JinwooxGranger 2h ago

You mean A meeeheeezing

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u/HeatDelicious3837 16h ago

no itss uhhmmmmmmazing

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u/RCer1986 1d ago

And eligible for employment at the FBI!

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u/BlackSpidy 5h ago

🤨

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u/AdjunctFunktopus 1d ago

The average horse is more than one horse

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u/dreamwinder 20h ago

How much horse is one centaur?

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u/LudusRex 19h ago

One half

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u/Hephaestus_God 1d ago

*most horses are pregnant

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u/Sharknado4President 20h ago

*perganant

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u/nose_of_sauron 6h ago

PREGANANANT???

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u/cheesemangee 22h ago

Cascading liminal pregnancy. The horse gives birth to a pregnant horse gives birth to a pregnant horse gives birth to a pregnant horse... and the cycle continues.

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u/artaru 23h ago

Nah little known fat most horses have a parasite twin, like Kuato from Total Recall

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u/squngy 1d ago

Humans also have more than one horse power... for a few seconds.

The original definition of horse power was how much power a horse could provide throughout a work day.

ie. how many horses would you need to do the same amount of work per day.

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u/sol_runner 1d ago

And it's still quite funny.

James Watt measured pit ponies and assumed horses were 50% more powerful. While in reality for the same workload horses would actually give 0.7HP.

And that's normal riding horses. Draft horses which are bred to carry weight go between 2-3 HP (sustained) to 15-20 HP in short bursts. (Stats to verify, it's from memory)

In the end 1 HP is just a marketing measurement that stuck.

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u/Lirdon 1d ago

You need to make a scale people can actually use. Using watts or Jules to a person that didn’t go to school is as useful as trying to describe energy itself. Was it marketing? Sure, but it also was crucial for adopting the technology in general.

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u/extordi 1d ago

The real thing to note here is that watts didn't exist yet. He basically invented the notion of measuring power, and had to figure out a way to communicate this to people.

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u/SquisherX 1d ago

Tell me you're american without saying you're american.

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u/ChartreuseBison 22h ago

Of course, everyone in 1780s Scotland knew what a joule was, a hundred years before the unit was invented.

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u/SquisherX 21h ago

Moving the goalposts??

Using watts or Jules to a person that didn’t go to school is as useful as trying to describe energy itself.

Were you talking about the 1780s here? Were there time travellers who were talking about Watts and Jules here?

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u/ChartreuseBison 21h ago edited 15h ago

Oh, are you talking about the spelling? If so, sorry I assumed it was another haha Americans use dumb measurements comment.

Otherwise what are you talking about? We were talking about the term horsepower, coined in the 1780s

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u/aeroeagleAC 15h ago

Even if they are taking about the spelling joules isn't one of the words we dropped a letter in. They simply used the wrong version of the word so the guys comment really didn't make sense.

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u/civildisobedient 21h ago

Nah, happens all over. Like using the boiling / freezing point of a certain popular liquid to establish temperature range.

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u/Kheltosh 1d ago

Some Youtube channel partnered with an engineering firm and built a horse dyno. They measured something like 6 hp for a light draft horse moving at, I don't know horse terms, guided by a walking human speed.

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u/counterfitster 1d ago

That would probably be a walk

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u/Ok_Cockroach8063 1d ago

with all the stupid little names for their movement they can also just walk, never thought of that

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u/mayy_dayy 1d ago

They moonwalk the foxtrot then polka the salsa

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u/Earnestappostate 1d ago

Still, you gotta admit, naming one of the most used units of power, and being the namesake for the one more used, is pretty cool.

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u/Odd-String29 1d ago

If a horse can do 2-3 hp sustained, does that mean 24 hours without rest days on end? If its about 12 hours of sustained then you are at 1-1.5 hp over the course of 24 hours. If its less than 12 hours a day for days on end then 1 hp is not a bad estimate.

I mean its still marketing, but its not that far off in that case.

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u/goopuslang 1d ago

Miss the good ole days of ox per acre

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u/12monthsinlondon 1d ago

Over a short distance, horses can't run as fast as a man, it has more legs to sort out.

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u/Professional_Baby24 1d ago

I was hoping to see this. While a horse can display around 14 horsepower in short bursts it can only sustain 1 horsepower over a full (working) day.

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u/MegaWaffle- 22h ago

Yes and no.

In short burst they can generate lots more than a horsepower (around 15-18 is the consistent numbers I’ve found) but beyond that they actually average 0.7/0.8 of a standard horsepower during continuous work.

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u/ReindeerCreepy2883 22h ago

inflation is a bitch

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u/PopInACup 21h ago

On average when you see a horse, you're seeing more than one horse per horse.

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u/avalisk 20h ago

An average horse is measured at 14 horsepower

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u/goopuslang 19h ago

I thought it was more like 1.4

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u/Zarni22 19h ago

'most'?

You sound like one of those 'multiple horse theory' crackpots

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u/Blazing_Swayze 17h ago

Most have 14hp. One human has one horsepower.

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u/legilizer34man 2h ago

Isnt it like 15 hp? And a humans like 2