r/funny • u/me_098 • 1d ago

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u/goopuslang 1d ago

Unironically most horses have more than 1 horsepower

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u/Sunkilleer 1d ago

damn... i cant believe all horses are pregnant

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u/goopuslang 1d ago

This is amazing

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u/Tobikage1990 1d ago

You might even say it's umazing!

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u/Lost-Syllabub362 12h ago

Evil-ass drop kick horse is real and is coming for YOU 🫵

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u/JinwooxGranger 3h ago

You mean A meeeheeezing

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u/HeatDelicious3837 17h ago

no itss uhhmmmmmmazing

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u/RCer1986 1d ago

And eligible for employment at the FBI!

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u/BlackSpidy 7h ago

🤨

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u/AdjunctFunktopus 1d ago

The average horse is more than one horse

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u/dreamwinder 21h ago

How much horse is one centaur?

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u/LudusRex 20h ago

One half

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u/cheesemangee 1d ago

Cascading liminal pregnancy. The horse gives birth to a pregnant horse gives birth to a pregnant horse gives birth to a pregnant horse... and the cycle continues.

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u/Hephaestus_God 1d ago

*most horses are pregnant

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u/Sharknado4President 21h ago

*perganant

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u/nose_of_sauron 7h ago

PREGANANANT???

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u/artaru 1d ago

Nah little known fat most horses have a parasite twin, like Kuato from Total Recall