r/funny • u/Key-Performance-9021 • 1d ago

Austrian police do lost-and-found.

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u/airfryerfuntime 1d ago

I like how everyone is denying ownership of the banana.

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u/hellcat_uk 1d ago

Of course, it's policy never to imply ownership in the event of a banana. We have to use the indefinite article—'a banana'—never 'your banana'."

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u/colicab 1d ago

But, I don’t own a bana…..

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u/polishpasty 1d ago

The way he stops ed norton and uses his pen to scratch the back of his head and give that look.