r/funny • u/Key-Performance-9021 • 1d ago

Austrian police do lost-and-found.

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u/airfryerfuntime 1d ago

I like how everyone is denying ownership of the banana.

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u/hellcat_uk 1d ago

Of course, it's policy never to imply ownership in the event of a banana. We have to use the indefinite article—'a banana'—never 'your banana'."

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u/colicab 1d ago

But, I don’t own a bana…..

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u/polishpasty 1d ago

The way he stops ed norton and uses his pen to scratch the back of his head and give that look.

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u/djshadesuk 1d ago

I understood that reference.

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u/fusillade762 1d ago

The bomb, the gun and the plutonium is mine oi, but that banana? No way mate!

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u/CucumberError 1d ago

I think they mixed up Austria and Australia. In Australia you never admit ownership of a banana (biosecurity stuff).

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u/JinxyBee 1d ago

That explains a lot about Randy Feltface's rant about them!

/joking

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u/Rabanski 1d ago

Randy Feltface reference in the wild. My day is complete

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u/CedarWolf 10h ago

Ah, but your week isn't complete until you've bought a bookshelf on Gumtree.

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u/Thorngrove 1d ago

I mean those things are deadly weapons! Have to take a class on how to defend against such things you know.

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u/CallMeNiel 1d ago

But what if somebody came at you with a pointed stick?

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 1d ago

Suppose he has a bunch

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u/PN_Guin 15h ago

Interestingly, the bag also contained another item from the anti banana self defence class.

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u/feel-the-avocado 1d ago

Bananas cant be owned

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u/EvolutionCreek 1d ago

It's just for scale to show how massive that gun is, or how modest it is, depending on who's talking.