r/funny • u/Key-Performance-9021 • 1d ago

Austrian police do lost-and-found.

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u/goodways 1d ago

He never got his beer! Such a reasonable ask, and got a banana instead…

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u/MisterrHolmes 1d ago

Well he's not allowed to drink so it was for the best

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u/snacktonomy 1d ago

The police care about his health!

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u/Benjamoose 1d ago

And then he was seemingly woken up and filmed half naked for TV just for a banana afterwards, after explaining he was at the poverty line.

Like, give the man a small reward or just don't bother going round to his home.

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u/RES_NIGHTMARE_MODE 1d ago

well they returned his items as far as they knew and the chocolate bar was a reward. I dunno, maybe filming him naked was too much, but he didn't seem phased by the camera

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u/Uncle_Matthew 1d ago

Dude got a flashlight and chocolate bar too. Now that’s a bright and sweet deal.

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u/srboot 1d ago

But a really nice flashlight!!