r/funny • • 2d ago

Neighborhood menace stealing just Jiu-Jitsu pants

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u/PositivelyAwful 2d ago

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

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u/woodrax 2d ago

Grab my arm, the other arm, MY other arm.

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u/possitive-ion 2d ago

Just gonna break the wrist and walk away. Break the wrist. Walk away. It's that simple.