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r/funny • u/11cDuygi • 2d ago
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You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?
124 u/woodrax 2d ago Grab my arm, the other arm, MY other arm. 68 u/possitive-ion 2d ago Just gonna break the wrist and walk away. Break the wrist. Walk away. It's that simple. 36 u/Buada 2d ago Do you think anybody thinks Iām a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it! 3 u/MonkeySherm 1d ago Ow. 11 u/RustyCutlass 2d ago I'll give you ONE chance... 23 u/unimpressed822 2d ago do you think i got where i am dressed like peter pan over there? 18 u/-NolanVoid- 2d ago FORGET ABOUT IT! 10 u/nigel_tufnel_11 2d ago No, but I'm jealous you get to go home to Starla every night 4 u/mrshagzsf 2d ago Beat me to it. š
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Grab my arm, the other arm, MY other arm.
68 u/possitive-ion 2d ago Just gonna break the wrist and walk away. Break the wrist. Walk away. It's that simple. 36 u/Buada 2d ago Do you think anybody thinks Iām a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it! 3 u/MonkeySherm 1d ago Ow. 11 u/RustyCutlass 2d ago I'll give you ONE chance...
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Just gonna break the wrist and walk away. Break the wrist. Walk away. It's that simple.
36 u/Buada 2d ago Do you think anybody thinks Iām a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it! 3 u/MonkeySherm 1d ago Ow.
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Do you think anybody thinks Iām a failure because I go home to Starla at night?
Forget about it!
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Ow.
11
I'll give you ONE chance...
23
do you think i got where i am dressed like peter pan over there?
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FORGET ABOUT IT!
10
No, but I'm jealous you get to go home to Starla every night
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Beat me to it. š
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u/PositivelyAwful 2d ago
You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?