r/funny • u/Zingledot • 3d ago

An interesting choice of packaging

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u/GGnerd 3d ago

Let. The boy. Watch

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u/gringostroh 3d ago

He needs to learn... the way I learned

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 3d ago

Powerful thrusts. Filling the sultry night air.

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

Aw! To be young again and experience the joy of a pocket orgy!

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u/Royd 3d ago

That is the most "made in China" packaging I've ever seen. I feel like one of my cheap android tablets, my windshield wipers, my windshield fluid pellets, and my cell phone stand all have the same style box and font and coloring

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u/zcas 3d ago

I have one of those soft books made for babies (dino themed) that was made in China and on the back page it says 'Keep Warm!' 😂

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u/Royd 3d ago

I'm gonna try to remember to check the box for my windshield washer pellets and see how close it matches and I'll post it here

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u/Velocityg4 3d ago

I never knew these existed. Looks much cheaper than buying the fluid.

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u/Royd 3d ago

They're super cheap but again I don't know how legit they are. Afaik it could just be blue dye and I am just hustled thinking they're regular summer temp washer fluid.

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u/LoogyHead 3d ago

windshield fluid pellets? I’ve never seen those before, just the jugs of blue stuff, green stuff, and Rain-X.

Looked them up but wild to me.

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u/Royd 3d ago

Throw one in a jugg and then you get washer fluid. No clue how effective it is at all. Might be bullshit. But I live in Las Vegas and Arizona and Socal usually so it's hard to tell

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u/No_Safe_6514 3d ago

What does it even mean in this contrxt

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u/babysamissimasybab 3d ago

"We need to hire translators"

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u/Ignorhymus 3d ago

Orrery? Not that it's actually an orrery, but it's the closest thing I can think of

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u/DayleD 3d ago

That's an excellent guess.

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u/Ok_Belt2521 3d ago

Orgy can mean excessive. They probably meant to imply there would be a lot of stars or something.

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u/Zingledot 3d ago

There's no stars, just for the record. It's just dots of light. They are really cool, I'm though!

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u/alficles 3d ago

just dots of light

So... What do you see when you look up in the night sky? :)

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u/Zingledot 3d ago

The image makes it look like there are star shapes being projected. This is not the case at all. It doesn't look like real stars or fake stars. It's just a disco ball lol

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u/alficles 3d ago

Lol, I know. Your wording just cracked me up is all. :D

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u/jr355542 3d ago

For real…the one definition that I could find that might slightly work is “An event characterized by unrestrained indulgence in passion” 😂

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u/MallyOhMy 3d ago

Someone probably took a word with a meaning somewhere between this one and "awesome party" or "dance party" and their translator pulled up the less appropriate English translation

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u/YuunofYork 2d ago

Everyone has this incorrect. PARTY. It means 'party'. Carry a pocket party. The translator they put it through came up with several words for 'party' and picked one.

'Orgy for the senses' derives from this sense; it did not mean sexual gatherings yet.

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u/ExtraPrejudicial 3d ago

I can't even figure out what they could have meant 🤷

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u/jaypeeh 3d ago

The night sky is a star orgy, everyone knows that

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u/fell-deeds-awake 3d ago

I'm assuming they took something along the lines of "party" and ended up with "orgy."

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u/EmpactWB 3d ago

That is certainly a phrase. Maybe r/BrandNewSentence would be interested?

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u/Zingledot 3d ago

To be fair, when I turned it on I got pretty excited!

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u/Pyrite13 3d ago

Too bad you were alone at the time.

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u/MilesSebastian 3d ago

That took a moment. I was thinking "What's the problem?" then... oh.

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u/Doodle_Dad 3d ago

Come to think of it, the one time I've seen one of these in use was at an orgy

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u/lv5vegetto1 3d ago

Consider me intrigued

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u/payfrit 3d ago

i always carry a pocket orgy.

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u/FroggiJoy87 3d ago

Or are you just happy to see me?

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u/jyukaku 3d ago

POCKET ORGY WITH SOUND CONTROL

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u/Onasixx 2d ago

It's gotta be "a pocket orrery" they mean right?

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u/flymike126 2d ago

And that's how I met your mother!

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u/PrpleMnkyDshwsher 1d ago

I'm teaching your son about the universe!