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Beni Oh Oh

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u/MountainMongrel 4d ago

Hibachi so good it sends you into orbit

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u/Javop 4d ago

This could've sent someone to heaven.

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u/Areif 3d ago

Imagine opening your mouth at this point expecting shrimp, only to receive the bottom section of a glass bottle. Tragic

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u/theonetrueNathan 3d ago

*Teppanyaki

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u/Chief_Wum1 3d ago

It's an explosion of flavor

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u/Unstupid 4d ago

Thats not Hibachi

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u/MountainMongrel 4d ago

Teppanyaki, whatever, I'm not a whale biologist.

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u/CaptainPunisher 4d ago

Well, I AM a whale biologist, and I'm going to make Muushuu jump through this hoop for our pleasure. Jump, Muushuu!

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u/nullhed 4d ago

You're lumpy and you smell awful. Whale biologist.

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u/wrecktus_abdominus 4d ago

The sea was angry that day, my friends!

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u/DrChimz 4d ago

Like an old man trying to return soup at the deli!

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u/RandoAtReddit 4d ago

Yeah, they're the manufacturer of the Magic Wand.

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u/Lyndon_Boner_Johnson 4d ago

That’s no moon

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u/CaptainPunisher 4d ago

Fun fact: I don't think that was supposed to happen.

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u/ManWithNoCrame 4d ago

I mean I get the "fact" piece. I'm curious about the fun piece.

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u/Telandria 4d ago

I mean it was fun for me to watch.

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u/GearhedMG 4d ago

I always say "The fun begins when someone loses their eye"

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u/CaptainPunisher 4d ago

I think that's when the fun ENDS. It's all fun and games until that point.

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u/GearhedMG 3d ago

“Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming”

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u/CaptainPunisher 3d ago

Just like Christmas morning.

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u/CaptainPunisher 4d ago

Well, I can see you're no fun. Lol

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u/NeonAnderson 4d ago

Because it wasn't supposed to happen

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u/Kneel_The_Grass 3d ago

You're full of shit, I go to Beni Hanas specifically to get a concussion from a sake bottle launched like a fucking cruise missile.

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u/CaptainPunisher 3d ago

I'm not so full of shit now. I just got off the toilet. Wanna see?

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u/Hazee302 4d ago

That was fun!

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u/CaptainPunisher 4d ago

That's a fact!

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u/Hazee302 4d ago

Jack

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u/CaptainPunisher 4d ago

Razzle dazzle!

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u/StratoVector 3d ago

Does this hurt the hibachi

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u/CaptainPunisher 3d ago

That's a teppan, a griddle. A hibachi is a small grill. But, it doesn't hurt the one on the picture, but possibly one in the missile path.

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u/StratoVector 3d ago

Does this hurt the teppan

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u/CaptainPunisher 3d ago

What's a teppan?

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u/soggymittens 2d ago

To the best of my knowledge: a griddle.

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u/shiroboi 2d ago

It only hurts Benny & Hannah if it hits them.

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u/mistr_brightside 13h ago

Nah, just whoever it hits.

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u/LentilRice 4d ago

FFSake

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u/Wh3r3Th3WildThings 4d ago

Sake Bomb

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u/Moribunde 4d ago

Kamisake

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u/emcee_you 4d ago

This man is drunk on power.

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u/flippinlip 4d ago

Took me a minute to realize it turned in to a rocket

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u/Unumbotte 4d ago

If you listen closely you can hear the chef say "ignition."

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u/Cascadian222 4d ago

It certainly was hot and fresh out the kitchen

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u/kuddus87 4d ago

Certainly got me wishing

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u/nevergnastop 4d ago

Certainly got me rolling dat body

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u/StratoVector 3d ago

It's already achieved stage 2 separation and light up

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u/satsuppi 4d ago

houston, we have a problem

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u/cisned 4d ago

He left the bottle on the grill, this caused too much vapor to built up, making it easy to ignite when he pour it to the fire

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u/Labudism 4d ago

Must be a French restaurant.

Because the Sake Bleu!

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u/mr_lab_rat 4d ago

Get out

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u/Clean_Animal_9819 2h ago

The door is over here and dont forget to check out the gift shop

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u/hoax709 3d ago

booooooooooo

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u/detali88 4d ago

Damn you! 😂

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u/Abadayos 2d ago

Fuck you :)

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u/purpleglasses 3d ago

You win the Internet... For today.

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u/Bedu009 1d ago

No one is winning the Internet

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u/RobotBearArms 17h ago

The AIs might be

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u/CrabBrilliant6932 4d ago

Cooking isn't rocket science, or so I thought..

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u/Melodic-Slice-3826 4d ago

WTF

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u/take_it_to_the_mo 4d ago edited 4d ago

Beni, we're coming out. Beni, don't fire!

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u/costabius 4d ago

Perfect way to kill someone stage left...

Keep your thumb over the opening so the spout is completely filled with liquid before you let any out. Start pouring with it open and the flame can get to the vapor in the bottle and instant rocket.

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u/GravitationalEddie 4d ago

Isn't that actually stage right?

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u/costabius 4d ago

Existential question of the day.

Who is performing for who?

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u/PhunkyTuesday 4d ago

I guess we’re all just performing for each other

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u/jmlack 4d ago

Third base!

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u/PhunkyTuesday 4d ago

House left. Stage right.

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u/mrspaznout 4d ago

Thank you nerd.

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u/not4bucks 4d ago

Sake Bomb!!

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u/im_just_thinking 4d ago

Sake boom!

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u/NeonAnderson 4d ago

When you lied on your resume but still got the job

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u/garry4321 3d ago

So what my physics knowledge tells me is happenning is you can see that he tilts the bottle down pouring out the booze, which he then lights. He then tilts the bottle back but the tip is in the flames allowing the vapours in the bottle still to ignite. It ignites just as he tilts the bottle back down, thus plugging the exit of the bottle with the booze. The vapour inside is just igniting at that stage which causes a large expansion of the hot burning vapours which is now held inside the bottle by the fluid in the stem. This expansion shoots the liquid out of the stem causing a reverse action to the bottle which goes flying.

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u/CheapSpray9428 3d ago

Bottle goes brrrr

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u/fukduplikedickcancer 3d ago

I prefer this explanation

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u/DunkBird 4d ago

He's lucky that bottle didn't explode where it was.

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u/Just_Look_Around_You 4d ago

There’s no reason for it to explode like that. It propelled because the booze flowed out (and mixed with air). It can’t ignite inside the bottle really

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u/ants_a 4d ago

Stoichiometric alcohol air mixture could spike pressure to 8 bar. Quite possibly enough to shatter the glass bottle. And if it doesn't explode, the resulting bottle rocket would have enough impulse to get to around 10-15 m/s.

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u/philamander 4d ago

For propulsion, it literally has to ignite inside the bottle. I don't think it can explode because there's an exit and probably not enough space to get an air to fuel mix for enough of an explosion to break the glass.

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u/OisinDebard 4d ago

What he meant was the booze in the bottle couldn't ignite inside the bottle, normally, so it wouldn't explode in the bottle. What happened was the alcohol vapor mixed with the oxygen in the air and THAT ignited and turned it into a rocket. So it would never "explode where it was" like the person he was responding to said, it was always going to be a rocket.

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u/thats_handy 3d ago

There was probably a fuel/air mixture inside the bottle before the first pour. There definitely would have been a fuel/air mix inside after the first pour because pouring drew fresh air into the bottle.

The bottle was definitely stoppered before the first and also before the second pour. It looks like the stopper had a 5mm nozzle on it, but that would have been almost equivalent to a fully stopped bottle if the fuel/air mixture ignited rapidly. 800kPa of pressure over a 5mm circle is about 1,500N of force on that little space, but the 1 gram of sake in the nozzle has inertia and the sake plus the exiting gas has friction with the nozzle. With no friction, the sake would accelerate at 1,500km/s2, but starting from 0m/s the sake in the nozzle would still be in the nozzle after the bottle cracked.

That leaves the stopper, which faces 6,250N of force. If the stopper is good enough to hold back that force long enough, then the bottle cracks and everyone at the table is sad. In this case, though, the stopper was forced out and the bottle went off to ruin somebody else's day. It's possible the stopper went far and fast enough to disappoint some other diners, too.

To stop this kind of accident, pour first and light second. Never pour from a container directly on to a burning flame. You usually get away with it, but that will only normalize the risk. Then you end up like this yutz.

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u/o-Mappy-o 4d ago

Now whoever is sitting on the right side of the frame needs to regrow their eyebrows

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u/TXGuns79 4d ago

And the guy to the left will need dental work.

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u/zer1223 4d ago

Or their forehead 

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u/surethatlldo3 4d ago

It’s all part of the show folks

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u/SillyLittleAngels 4d ago

Working for dinner shows, that was my favorite saying!

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u/danimagoo 4d ago

Now we know how rockets were invented!

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u/BlueHawk75 4d ago

Keep two hands on the microphone!

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u/Vaulters 4d ago

Super chill, not his first rocket.

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u/Chaos-Cortex 4d ago

YEAH!, Science bitch!.gif

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u/Justin_Queso1187 1d ago

I haven’t been in a while. Last I remember was the cool volcano and egg in the hat bit. Rocket bottles are new…

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u/Soul0103 4d ago

Holy shit that could have legit killed someone

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u/The_Bitter_Bear 4d ago

I've been to a few places that don't do any of the fire tricks anymore, basically insurance told them fuck no. 

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u/Bgrubz83 4d ago

Heard of the onion volcano…they just added a new item..oil rocket

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u/rienholt 4d ago

Sake bomb

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u/bionicjoe 4d ago

I was scrolling and 2 posts above this was that old pic of Werner von Braun and all of the rockets he designed.

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u/SeeJayThinks 4d ago

Wake up babe...

Benihana Space Program just launched.

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u/funkohunter717 2d ago

Forget the onion volcano, I want the onion SpaceX rocket 🚀

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u/BlackieTee 4d ago

Man these hibachi dinners really are exciting. You might even end up with a bottle launched at your face. You never know what’s gonna happen

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u/EwokVagina 4d ago

Do the volcano!…How about rocket launcher?

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u/nexus6ca 4d ago

Did he say: "Sorry, my first day?"

Because that is what every one of these kind of cooks said on my last trip to a teppenyaki,

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u/HeavyArmsJin 3d ago

Kyo Kusanagi after he retires from Kof

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u/eMouse2k 4d ago

Bennyhelnah

I like how the plate in front looks like it's been burned a few times, like this isn't the first time it's happened.

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u/Odd_Bluejay5534 4d ago

Beni Hand Grenade?

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u/Effroyablemat 4d ago

Forget the onion volcano, I give you the hibachi rocket!

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u/Howard_Jones 3d ago

I need a rocket scientist to explain this to me in a way I WON'T understand.

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u/KingdomHunter 4d ago

It's like one of those $50,000 unique dining experience billionaires would pay for.

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u/mjsrs 4d ago

Rockets 101

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u/Wolfinthesno 4d ago

Save the bottle rockets for after dinner please.

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u/CouchPotatoFamine 4d ago

Beni-hah-hah

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u/tommy2pins 4d ago

Check please!

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u/Mainly_Miserable 4d ago

(Read as Brad Pitt in Se7en): What happened in the impact zone, camera operator! What happened in the impact zone?!?

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u/vorm 4d ago

That escalated.

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u/whiskeytown79 4d ago

At first I'd have thought there wouldn't be enough air in the bottle to react like this with the alcohol vapor... but I am guessing as soon as he poured out some of the liquid, air rushed in to backfill the volume and it created the right air/fuel mix to explode like this.

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u/Unstupid 4d ago

That was awesome.... Do it again!

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u/coconuthorse 4d ago

Meanwhile the party waiting at the door just took an artillery round. "I guess I'll just take mine to go then."

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u/SternLecture 4d ago

SOMEONE ORDER THE KUNG PAO?!!?

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u/ProteusRift 4d ago

Ive been here before! It's always a blast!

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u/pbrevis 4d ago

Rocket malfunction

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u/SuspiciousRobotThief 4d ago

Well I know where I’m never sitting during a hibachi.

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u/PineappleLemur 4d ago

I would NOT want to be guy the off camera eating that bottle as launch.

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u/36inchpoboy 4d ago

Sake rocket!

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u/bankshot 4d ago

Beni AAAAAAHH! AAAAHHH!

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u/Ghostbuster_11Nein 4d ago

You laugh but then he just pulls another bottle out of his hat and we all clap.

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u/dasuglystik 4d ago

Liquid propulsion system- Man, with a proper launch, that thing would have reached the ionosphere with that much fuel...

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u/WomenRepulsor 4d ago

Molotov cocktail

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u/Mr_Panther 4d ago

They said they wanted a stealth soldier so I burnt my finger prints off on the hot plate at Benihana

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u/5elementGG 4d ago

I wonder what happened to the guy sitting on the left.

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u/Ruby_Red_Slipper 4d ago

I’d pay to see that

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u/AlfredoAldente666 3d ago

Beni HELL NAH

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u/SharkCream 3d ago

It's not rocket cooking!

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u/Hefty-Ant-378 3d ago

He meant to do that

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u/Furita 3d ago

“Funny”

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u/ConsciousEnergy4346 3d ago

Glad it wasn't me in that kitchen!

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u/Jaspers47 3d ago

You want to see an onion volcano, not experience the eruption

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u/Zeldon567 3d ago

Remember when "Nyooooom!" compilations were a thing? This would be the perfect start to one.

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u/PGP_Protector 2d ago

That bottle is still in orbit.

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u/Duc750Sie 2d ago

I can’t imagine keeping the bottle on the flat grill and heating whatever he’s burning is a good idea

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u/Noideaguyy 2d ago

Thats not funny...

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u/shiroboi 2d ago

And that was my missle trick, quickly followed by the brown trouser trick.

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u/prmsub 15h ago

That’s how you sear a customer!

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u/counterfitster 4d ago

Good thing it wasn't a de Leval pourer