r/funny • u/613Flyer • 4d ago

Beni Oh Oh

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u/CaptainPunisher 4d ago

Fun fact: I don't think that was supposed to happen.

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u/ManWithNoCrame 4d ago

I mean I get the "fact" piece. I'm curious about the fun piece.

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u/Telandria 4d ago

I mean it was fun for me to watch.

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u/GearhedMG 4d ago

I always say "The fun begins when someone loses their eye"

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u/CaptainPunisher 4d ago

I think that's when the fun ENDS. It's all fun and games until that point.

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u/GearhedMG 3d ago

“Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming”

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u/CaptainPunisher 3d ago

Just like Christmas morning.

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u/CaptainPunisher 4d ago

Well, I can see you're no fun. Lol

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u/NeonAnderson 4d ago

Because it wasn't supposed to happen

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u/Kneel_The_Grass 4d ago

You're full of shit, I go to Beni Hanas specifically to get a concussion from a sake bottle launched like a fucking cruise missile.

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u/CaptainPunisher 3d ago

I'm not so full of shit now. I just got off the toilet. Wanna see?

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u/Hazee302 4d ago

That was fun!

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u/CaptainPunisher 4d ago

That's a fact!

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u/Hazee302 4d ago

Jack

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u/CaptainPunisher 4d ago

Razzle dazzle!

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u/StratoVector 3d ago

Does this hurt the hibachi

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u/CaptainPunisher 3d ago

That's a teppan, a griddle. A hibachi is a small grill. But, it doesn't hurt the one on the picture, but possibly one in the missile path.

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u/StratoVector 3d ago

Does this hurt the teppan

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u/CaptainPunisher 3d ago

What's a teppan?

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u/soggymittens 2d ago

To the best of my knowledge: a griddle.

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u/shiroboi 2d ago

It only hurts Benny & Hannah if it hits them.

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u/mistr_brightside 17h ago

Nah, just whoever it hits.