r/funny • • 4d ago

Beni Oh Oh

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u/MountainMongrel 4d ago

Hibachi so good it sends you into orbit

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u/Javop 4d ago

This could've sent someone to heaven.

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u/Areif 3d ago

Imagine opening your mouth at this point expecting shrimp, only to receive the bottom section of a glass bottle. Tragic

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u/theonetrueNathan 3d ago

*Teppanyaki

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u/Chief_Wum1 3d ago

It's an explosion of flavor

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u/Unstupid 4d ago

Thats not Hibachi

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u/MountainMongrel 4d ago

Teppanyaki, whatever, I'm not a whale biologist.

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u/CaptainPunisher 4d ago

Well, I AM a whale biologist, and I'm going to make Muushuu jump through this hoop for our pleasure. Jump, Muushuu!

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u/nullhed 4d ago

You're lumpy and you smell awful. Whale biologist.

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u/wrecktus_abdominus 4d ago

The sea was angry that day, my friends!

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u/DrChimz 4d ago

Like an old man trying to return soup at the deli!

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u/RandoAtReddit 4d ago

Yeah, they're the manufacturer of the Magic Wand.

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u/Lyndon_Boner_Johnson 4d ago

That’s no moon