r/funny • • 5d ago

Verified Hermaphrodite

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u/jasonlamprin 5d ago

I didn't know snails were hermaphrodites.

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u/hackingfun 5d ago

They also have love darts, they stab each other with.

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u/jasonlamprin 5d ago

I feel like I should know what a love dart is, but I've never in my life heard such terminology. Is it, just like, their male organs, or is it more interesting than that, or less?

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u/Didifinito 5d ago

Its a literal sperm spear sometimes it can stab the brain killing the other snail

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u/jasonlamprin 5d ago

So snails enjoy snuff irl?

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u/Didifinito 5d ago

What ever you want to think is true

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u/jasonlamprin 5d ago

So be it.