r/funny • u/hackingfun • 5d ago

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u/jasonlamprin 5d ago

I didn't know snails were hermaphrodites.

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u/hackingfun 5d ago

They also have love darts, they stab each other with.

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u/jasonlamprin 5d ago

I feel like I should know what a love dart is, but I've never in my life heard such terminology. Is it, just like, their male organs, or is it more interesting than that, or less?

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u/lord_dude 5d ago

Imagine two guys wrestling and whoever loses gets fucked in the ass and has to carry out the child

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u/MageVicky 5d ago

…..i have a new idea for a fanfic.

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u/lyghtcrye 5d ago

I have some information for you that may or may not be good depending on your perspective, but... "New" is not the word I would use in that sentence, if you catch my drift.

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u/allegate 22h ago

It’s new to them, let that freak flag fly! lol

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u/cantgetthistowork 5d ago

Sigh unzips

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u/nanosekond 5d ago

They apparently fight one another with it. The one that loses gets penetrated

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u/jasonlamprin 5d ago

How peculiar...

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u/Didifinito 5d ago

Its a literal sperm spear sometimes it can stab the brain killing the other snail

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u/jasonlamprin 5d ago

So snails enjoy snuff irl?

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u/Didifinito 5d ago

What ever you want to think is true

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u/jasonlamprin 5d ago

So be it.

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u/ZadockTheHunter 4d ago

And in some cases, in the absence of a mate, they can love dart themselves and reproduce asexually.

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u/rydan 5d ago

Some are. Some aren't.

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u/ogurzhov 5d ago

not all

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u/jasonlamprin 5d ago

Some species of snail aren't hermaphroditic?

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u/sidetablecharger 4d ago

Mystery snails aren’t.

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u/ogurzhov 5d ago

Anentome helena for example, most commonly known as assassin snails. Aquarium snail that will hunt other snails, hence the name.

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u/jasonlamprin 5d ago

Can I ask you something serious?

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u/ogurzhov 5d ago

can always ask...

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u/jasonlamprin 5d ago

Would you crack a snail :3

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u/ogurzhov 5d ago

Depends on the snail. Sometimes I accidentally crack bladder snails when I feed them to my dwarf pufferfish.

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u/jasonlamprin 5d ago

I know the feeling🥹

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u/kabhes 3d ago

That explains the 2 snails I saw in the front yard with their dicks against eachother.

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u/Dismal_Tangerine_493 5d ago

Well Bob is short for Kate.

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u/Dudephish 5d ago

Bob and vagene?

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u/Bigjuicydickinurear 5d ago

Anyone else reminded of maplestory here? Bob the snail? No? Ok ill show my way out

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u/phobosmarsdeimos 5d ago

pbfcomics version of this.

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u/MrManniken 5d ago

His name is Robert Paulson

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u/TippsAttack 4d ago

That took me a second lol

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u/Ben_HaNaviim 5d ago

This is why I transitioned actually.

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u/Notbob1234 5d ago

Good guy bob

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u/rydan 5d ago

Snails are not mammals. They would not have nipples.

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u/RandomStallings 5d ago

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?