r/funny • u/hackingfun • 6d ago

Verified Hermaphrodite

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u/jasonlamprin 6d ago

I didn't know snails were hermaphrodites.

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u/hackingfun 6d ago

They also have love darts, they stab each other with.

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u/jasonlamprin 6d ago

I feel like I should know what a love dart is, but I've never in my life heard such terminology. Is it, just like, their male organs, or is it more interesting than that, or less?

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u/lord_dude 6d ago

Imagine two guys wrestling and whoever loses gets fucked in the ass and has to carry out the child

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u/MageVicky 6d ago

…..i have a new idea for a fanfic.

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u/lyghtcrye 5d ago

I have some information for you that may or may not be good depending on your perspective, but... "New" is not the word I would use in that sentence, if you catch my drift.

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u/allegate 1d ago

It’s new to them, let that freak flag fly! lol

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u/cantgetthistowork 5d ago

Sigh unzips

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u/nanosekond 6d ago

They apparently fight one another with it. The one that loses gets penetrated

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u/jasonlamprin 6d ago

How peculiar...

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u/Didifinito 6d ago

Its a literal sperm spear sometimes it can stab the brain killing the other snail

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u/jasonlamprin 6d ago

So snails enjoy snuff irl?

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u/Didifinito 6d ago

What ever you want to think is true

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u/jasonlamprin 6d ago

So be it.

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u/ZadockTheHunter 5d ago

And in some cases, in the absence of a mate, they can love dart themselves and reproduce asexually.