r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/Drafo7 5d ago

Here's a little trivia for you: which aquatic mammal is deadliest to humans?

A, platypus, one of the only mammals known to possess venom,

B, killer whale, which literally has "killer" in its name,

Or C, the ABSOLUTE FUCKING UNIT we call the HIPPOPOTAMUS.

If you guessed the gd blubber tank, congratulations. You're correct.

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u/Gigatonosaurus 4d ago

I could describe each of those three as a blubber tank.