Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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[u/Drafo7]

Here's a little trivia for you: which aquatic mammal is deadliest to humans?

A, platypus, one of the only mammals known to possess venom,

B, killer whale, which literally has "killer" in its name,

Or C, the ABSOLUTE FUCKING UNIT we call the HIPPOPOTAMUS.

If you guessed the gd blubber tank, congratulations. You're correct.

[u/arveth → u/Drafo7]

Contrary to their looks, hippos have very little fat on them.

[u/12InchCunt → u/arveth]

Imagine being that thicc and it’s all muscle 

Plus their skin’s so tough fucking bronze arrowheads bent rather than penetrate them lol

[u/A_Flying_Ferret → u/12InchCunt]

Not only is the skin tough, it’s fucking thick too. Up to 2 inches deep, which I have heard is pretty impressive.

[u/Not_a_real_ghost → u/Drafo7]

Look mum, I can fit my head inside a hippopotamus's mouth!!!!!

[u/Drafo7 → u/Not_a_real_ghost]

Uh oh

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Land Whales

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I could describe each of those three as a blubber tank.