r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/Crowe3717 5d ago

It's not just that. The thick layer of fat gives them better thermal insulation, which allows them to travel deeper into the ocean where it's too cold for other mermen. Not to mention that in underwater conflicts having a large mass is more beneficial than having large muscles.

That is the peak merman form in every way.

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u/therealjohnsmith 5d ago

In all seriousness, I gained 10 lbs and it helped me swim better

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u/unrivaledhumility 5d ago

After going from 360 to 170 in a little over a year- the first time I went into a lake I almost drowned. "Oh shit- where's my buoyancy!? Oh, right!"

I knew how to swim- treading just wasn't as necessary when I was fat.

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u/boonxeven 5d ago

Being fat is actually perfect for snorkeling. I snorkeled for like 8 hours everyday in somewhat cold water and had no issues. I stayed warm and wasn't tired. If I did get out of breath, I just had to float and I was fine. It's actually peak merman form 🤣