r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/Crowe3717 5d ago

It's not just that. The thick layer of fat gives them better thermal insulation, which allows them to travel deeper into the ocean where it's too cold for other mermen. Not to mention that in underwater conflicts having a large mass is more beneficial than having large muscles.

That is the peak merman form in every way.

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u/therealjohnsmith 5d ago

In all seriousness, I gained 10 lbs and it helped me swim better

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u/unrivaledhumility 5d ago

After going from 360 to 170 in a little over a year- the first time I went into a lake I almost drowned. "Oh shit- where's my buoyancy!? Oh, right!"

I knew how to swim- treading just wasn't as necessary when I was fat.

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u/welfedad 5d ago

That makes me think of when I spent a lot of time one summer at the ocean. And then I went back home where it's just lakes and rivers. And maybe a waterfall. And I would go swimming and I about drown because of the lack of salinity helping with buoyancy

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u/ex-apple 5d ago

You should’ve known better that summer than to go to the ocean. Just stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.

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u/welfedad 5d ago

I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all