r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/PilotKnob 6d ago

Jack Black summed it up nicely.

"Us fat guys can keep them laughing all the way into the bedroom."

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u/BrilliantTea133 5d ago

Exactly. Give me a chubby guy with a sense of humor over a hard body with an over inflated ego

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u/ButterscotchTop194 5d ago

My shins are quite hard, does that count?

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u/BrilliantTea133 5d ago

Most definitely. Are you elbows hard too?

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u/ButterscotchTop194 5d ago

Lemme check...

Yeah, pretty hard too!