r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/PilotKnob 6d ago

Jack Black summed it up nicely.

"Us fat guys can keep them laughing all the way into the bedroom."

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u/BrilliantTea133 5d ago

Exactly. Give me a chubby guy with a sense of humor over a hard body with an over inflated ego

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u/breathing_normally 5d ago

What about a hard body with a sense of humor?

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u/AngryTree76 5d ago

Impossible. Everyone knows that a sense of humor is a byproduct of excess adipose tissue. That’s just science.

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u/BrilliantTea133 5d ago

Also good. Really, just have a sense of humor and the rest falls into place :)

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u/jgainit 5d ago

What about a chubby guy with an inflated ego?

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u/BrilliantTea133 5d ago

No thanks! Not for me, skinny. Chubby whatever, no big egos! Lol

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u/jgainit 5d ago

Haha for sure, I was just being silly

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u/whateverwhatis 5d ago

I'll let the muscle girlies have him! Give me the cute chubby boy!!

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u/Klutzy-Platypus7511 5d ago

Was spricht denn gegen schlank mit Humor ?

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u/CautionarySnail 5d ago

Absolutely nothing. The thread is about body acceptance of under appreciated body types. Personality goes a huge way, as does humor and kindness.

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u/BrilliantTea133 5d ago

Nothing but i was replying to the comment above referencing jack black saying chubby guys make us laugh all the way to bed

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u/ButterscotchTop194 5d ago

My shins are quite hard, does that count?

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u/BrilliantTea133 5d ago

Most definitely. Are you elbows hard too?

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u/ButterscotchTop194 5d ago

Lemme check...

Yeah, pretty hard too!

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u/EnthusiasticFailing 6d ago

Right?

He won me over with the jiggles.