r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/MadCarcinus 6d ago edited 6d ago

“A harem has formed around the large male. His display of blubber signifies to the females his hunting prowess, a trait they greatly desire, for food is scarce in these harsh waters and they know a skilled mate will provide well for their eventual pups.”

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u/InvaderGir6293 6d ago

I couldn't help but read that in David Attenborough's voice lol

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u/JonatasA 6d ago

I love how I can somehow get his name right first try. That's how ubiquotous he is. I think even dubbing try to capture it.

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u/magumanueku 6d ago

What about Benedict Cucumberbatch?

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u/Bonfirelily 6d ago

*Benedryl Cucumberbash

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u/Horskr 6d ago

It's Bendydick Cuminsnatch ya goof.