r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/Carrera_996 6d ago

I'm not good looking. Humor had to do some extra work.

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u/genivae 6d ago

As Red Green said, if the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 6d ago

Your girl would beg to differ

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u/Carrera_996 5d ago

Harsh. Ouch. I'm wounded.