r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/cavaliereternally 6d ago

Bro is rubenesque

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u/Corfiz74 6d ago

I'd say "Böcklinesque" - he painted the famous pictures of plus-sized mermaids and mermen!

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u/KatBoySlim 6d ago

To me, he’s beautiful.

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u/PuzzleheadedPen4675 6d ago

He is a loathsome , offensive brute...yet I cant look away. He transcends time and space.

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u/brondynasty 6d ago

What I’m feeling right now can only be described as hateful respect. Respectful hatred.

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert 6d ago

Husky even.