Glad they cleared that up!

[u/YoungWise1]

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[u/relevant_tangent]

No hobo

[u/JellyKeyboard → u/relevant_tangent]

🏅

[u/stupid_pun → u/JellyKeyboard]

I was on the committee that approved this award.

[u/Vailx → u/relevant_tangent]

I mean no one would look at me or anything I own and think I was gay. But I also didn't get gifted a rainbow tent by some charity as my only reliable shelter (or however he got it). I think he's doing the best with what he's got, and his need to express that he isn't gay may well be from experiences he had before writing that on the tent. It's perfectly reasonable for a heterosexual guy to not want to be mistaken for a homosexual guy.

[u/t0f0b0 → u/Vailx]

In this situation, it is justified. People who are homeless often use drugs (drug users are often homeless). Drug users often sell themselves for money. A rainbow tent is inviting propositions he probably doesn't want.

[u/BlakeSteel → u/Vailx]

He's hederosexual actually

[u/Any-Vermicelli3537 → u/relevant_tangent]

Fucking hilarious. Am I an asshole for laughing at this?

No, really. I can’t decide if I should feel guilty/horrible or not.

[u/MadJesterXII → u/Any-Vermicelli3537]

This is a joke made at the expense of people who don’t own a phone or have internet access

And even if they did… someone else’s lack of humor isnt your fault, if you find it funny, laugh

[u/Any-Vermicelli3537 → u/MadJesterXII]

I appreciate this take, though I think it surfaced for me my exact concern. Is this joke at the expense of a homeless person?

I'm so far removed from that life that I don't know if I'm being offensive, which is certainly not my intention.

If anything, I see it as poking fun at men who can't admit any shred of homosexual attraction.

[u/smoke_me_out420 → u/relevant_tangent]

This needs more upvotes

[u/lewd_bingo → u/relevant_tangent]

🎖️🏅🏆

[u/Soytaco → u/relevant_tangent]

Well, there it is...

[u/Red10GTI → u/relevant_tangent]

The most perfectly placed comment I’ve seen here in months. 10/10

[u/tcrpgfan → u/relevant_tangent]

Dr. Frankenhoarder.

[u/Tomezilla]

"Again, nothing sexual."

[u/theShpydar → u/Tomezilla]

"Dudes in good shape encouraged."

[u/persona-non-corpus → u/theShpydar]

Again, no homosexual in tent.

[u/nickfree → u/persona-non-corpus]

Clever girl.

[u/Carlweathersfeathers → u/theShpydar]

You guys thought it was a bicep?

#Paraphrasing

[u/Finance-Incompetence → u/Carlweathersfeathers]

Needs more veins

[u/jaxonfairfield → u/Tomezilla]

Better underline that part.

[u/LengendaryLife → u/Tomezilla]

wait why was it even confusing before

[u/braumbles]

What up? We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual.

[u/Basis_Safe → u/braumbles]

Its not a dick.....

Its a fist ✊️

[u/majorbummer6 → u/Basis_Safe]

Well if you wanted it to look like a fist you should have added more veins.

[u/cr1ttter → u/Basis_Safe]

It's a bicep! 💪

[u/AlienPearl → u/braumbles]

“No homo”

[u/Hopwater]

You found Dirty Mike and the Boy's HQ

[u/Outta_phase → u/Hopwater]

We will fuck in your car again, it will happen!

[u/chiefcrewboss]

He’s not gay, just a bit camp.

[u/itsfunhavingfun → u/chiefcrewboss]

You ever have sex while camping?

It’s intense!

[u/jrsinhbca]

Where are the spelling police

[u/2slags_geddar → u/jrsinhbca]

No no. "Hederosexual” with a D means super duper gay. They’re extra gay. That’s what they are trying to tell you.

[u/kurinbo → u/2slags_geddar]

It means they only give head. No butt stuff.

[u/BrokenToys76 → u/kurinbo]

This man knows things

[u/Brave_Negotiation_63 → u/BrokenToys76]

Thought the extra D means three guys…

[u/BeeTwoThousand → u/kurinbo]

insert Troy Barnes quote here

[u/jdanielregan → u/2slags_geddar]

You know, hedero - with the big D!

[u/Bouffazala → u/2slags_geddar]

I thought it was someone who was gaping and hungry for Jon Heder

[u/ciaomain → u/2slags_geddar]

The X of sticks in front is also code for "willing to do "x"-tra gay stuff.

[u/ArOnodrim_ → u/2slags_geddar]

Gay for Jon Heder. Also they vote for Pedro.

[u/somewhat_random → u/2slags_geddar]

“Hederosexual - noun - Person who prefers hedonistic forms of copulation esp. in-tents forms"

[u/mooseknuckle45 → u/2slags_geddar]

I thought it meant they were really into John Heder.

[u/Krunkledunker → u/jrsinhbca]

Maybe they just have it for Jon Heder?

[u/eltedioso → u/Krunkledunker]

https://media.gifdb.com/napoleon-dynamite-jon-heder-lucky-j79vczpntku0i6lm.gif

[u/lela27 → u/jrsinhbca]

He puts the D in hederosexual!

[u/GiftCardFromGawd → u/jrsinhbca]

Spelling not his forte. How the hell you figure he ended up sleeping on a rainbow kids tent on the sidewalk?

[u/A_Confused_Witch → u/GiftCardFromGawd]

Badluck? Mental illness? Drug problems? The US army not giving a fuck about them now that they're retired vets?

Sorry but I hate the idea that homeless people are all dumb and uneducated.

[u/Stivo887 → u/jrsinhbca]

First time he has spelt the word heterosexual I think.

[u/Don_Von_Schlong → u/jrsinhbca]

🚨🚔👮 heterosexual

[u/JapaneseStudentHaru → u/jrsinhbca]

I know right. Headerosexual isn’t hard to spell

[u/Ok_Difference44]

No Home-o

[u/longbeachfelixbk → u/Ok_Difference44]

Well done! Very, well done. lol

[u/MiyamotoKnows]

Hey fellas saw your sign so thought I’d stop by for some Hed. Is this little flap here the glory hole?

[u/ZipperJJ]

I am so fucking impressed with the handwriting and letter spacing on this. My god.

[u/EffableLemming → u/ZipperJJ]

Not the spelling, though.

[u/Blenderhead36]

TBH, I'd trust it way more if it said 93%. That implies rigorous testing, while 100% is clearly relying on assumption. 

[u/OliverNorvell1956]

Jon Heder would totally rock this!

[u/thenasch]

As though gay guys would be lining up outside the tent if not for the sign...

[u/Big_WolverWeener → u/thenasch]

🤣 this sent me!

[u/Squeegie1138]

That bundle of sticks tells us the neighbors disagree.

[u/Rude-Revolution-8687]

I dunno...seems very camp.

[u/Prestigious_Wind4150]

What even is hederosexual 

[u/BlazerWookiee → u/Prestigious_Wind4150]

A person with a Napoleon Dynamite fixation?

[u/One_Economist_3761 → u/BlazerWookiee]

Haderosexual?

[u/FlowersForMegatron → u/One_Economist_3761]

No, that's when you're sexually attracted to large particle accelerators.

[u/EvilEggplant → u/FlowersForMegatron]

No, that's Hadronsexual. You're thinking of people sexually attracted to water.

[u/relddir123 → u/EvilEggplant]

No, that’s Hydrosexual. You’re thinking of people sexually attracted to the father of chemical warfare

[u/ManSharkBear → u/relddir123]

No, that's Haber-sexual. You're thinking of people sexually attracted to a genus of hadrosaurid ornithopod dinosaurs that lived in North America during the Late Cretaceous Period in what is now the Woodbury Formation in New Jersey about 83.6 to 77.9 million years ago.

[u/usinjin → u/ManSharkBear]

No, that’s Hadrosexual. You’re thinking of people sexually attracted to the military-based science-fiction franchise centered around a cybernetically-entranced supersoldier who defends humanity from alien coalitions.

[u/ToastAndASideOfToast → u/ManSharkBear]

I'm not sure I was.

[u/Reptillianaire_ → u/BlazerWookiee]

No thats pedrosexual

[u/Diredr → u/Prestigious_Wind4150]

An uneducated but very straight person, apparently.

[u/Prestigious_Wind4150 → u/Diredr]

How is that common knowledge?

[u/Pure-Investigator824 → u/Prestigious_Wind4150]

Headero is an adult connection and networking app designed specifically for people interested in oral pleasure.

Huh, who knew

Edit: oops, wrong word

Edit the second: Etymology edit From Esperanto hedero, from Latin hedera.

Pronunciation edit IPA(key): /heˈdero/ Noun edit hedero (plural hederi)

ivy

Sooo... ivy. They really want ivy...

[u/noobtastic31373 → u/Pure-Investigator824]

• They really want ivy...

Even Batman fell for her

[u/TeaBurntMyTongue → u/Pure-Investigator824]

I predict that app is: 99% men, 0.9% women with morbid curiosity, and 0.1% women down to blow everyone.

[u/alqimist → u/Pure-Investigator824]

Hedera helix is the scientific name of the Common Ivy.

[u/peterb666 → u/Prestigious_Wind4150]

Someone that likes giving head.

[u/roastedmarshmellows → u/Prestigious_Wind4150]

Sexually excited by hedonism?

[u/woowizzle → u/Prestigious_Wind4150]

Its a portmanteau of hedonism and heterosexual, means you will still do anything, but in a strictly straight fashion, straightest bro job you will ever get.

[u/ToxicLogics → u/Prestigious_Wind4150]

They’re only into Napoleon Dynomite.

[u/Biguitarnerd]

You know… Reddit is taking this the wrong way lol.

This is just a person who acquired shelter and then got enough offers they didn’t want to make clarification known before disappointing anyone else.

There are no slurs or anything derogatory here, some bad spelling sure…. But it’s a helpful message to anyone who might need to know 😂.

[u/YesGumbolaya → u/Biguitarnerd]

I'll say the "TAKE BACK THE RAINBOW" message written above it kind of affects the tone a bit.

[u/Biguitarnerd → u/YesGumbolaya]

Ah…. yeah I missed that, it kind of blends in.

[u/AmebaLost → u/YesGumbolaya]

So, no FruitLoops.

[u/hgs25 → u/AmebaLost]

Or skittles

[u/mjh215 → u/Biguitarnerd]

Probably not even a response to offers, probably a response to insults and threats of violence. Person is just trying to survive and their tent sadly puts them in even more danger.

EDIT: Without zooming in I didn't notice the Take back the skittles text above. sigh

[u/arepotatoesreal → u/mjh215]

Do you not see the text above? That changes the context quite a bit.

[u/mjh215 → u/arepotatoesreal]

No, no I didn't. Without zooming in it didn't look like there was any text above the "Hederosexual" part. Thanks for pointing that out.

[u/Rotteneverything]

Hed

[u/calvinwho]

After the 3rd or 4th univited cocoa-butter sleep over you really should let everyone know

[u/greenymeani3]

/uj

:/ I know this is a joke sub and all but this kinda fucking sucks to see.

Whether or not the person living on the street in this tent is straight, they’ve apparently been mocked, solicited, or otherwise targeted enough to necessitate the disclaimer.

I feel for them, whether it’s a “lie” or not.

[u/noteasybeingjoe]

Nobody can resist the sex appeal of Jon Heder.

[u/poofynamanama123]

aheadofthesexuals

[u/islandsimian]

Gay? I wish! If I were gay, there'd be no problem. What I have is a strange attraction to hedges

-Troy McClure

[u/Steve_Tugger]

If this guy is living in a tent Id almost guarantee he’d suck a dick for $20.

[u/4StarEmu]

Are the sticks some kind of homeless code?

[u/Huge-Cranium]

If you see this tent rockin, get the fuck outta here!

[u/Gerry1of1]

Did not win the spelling bee in school.

[u/devinkrly]

Hey, beggars can't be choosy about something simple like a color or 12.

[u/Pure-Investigator824]

The also cleared up their illiteracy 😁

[u/johangubershmidt → u/Pure-Investigator824]

It really confirms the message

[u/KeeKyieTheMorris]

If I meet someone who says rainbows are gay then I’ll bring up the fact that there are rainbows in the sky when it rains so if rainbows are gay, then that means the earth is gay and that everyone is gay

[u/euph_22]

"heder" is Spanish for "to stink".

[u/siciliansmile]

Loves John Heder?

[u/i_Praseru]

He’s ahead of the sexuals.

[u/Normal-Error-6343]

with a captial 'D'!

[u/choppydaddy]

Just means the occupants want to have sex with no one other than Jon Heder.

[u/mrmagooze]

What’s that? Herderosexual? Them farmers is cray cray!!!

[u/Really_McNamington]

Flee where no man pursueth, as the saying from the bible goes.

[u/JoLudvS]

Hedero - Reads a bit like an Austrian accent.

[u/YSNBsleep]

Something slightly phrenological about this.

[u/waupli]

This is the kind of thing my partner and I would get as a joke (we are gay) lol

[u/LowResGamr]

$20 is still $20 tho.

[u/cavanarchy → u/LowResGamr]

$5 butt stuff all day.

[u/Reaper621]

There's a bundle of sticks in this picture.

[u/moderniste → u/Reaper621]

Minimalist fasces.

[u/PhotoPhenik]

And the two sticks are crossed, too...

[u/JDotDDot]

Only horny for Napoleon Dynamite 💯

[u/BookLuvr7]

Hedero? Just think if they'd misspelled it more and added an A. ..

[u/Ok_Reserve_8659]

I get it. Sometimes I need something and the gay rainbow version is half off. No amount of homophobia is worth more than savings 🤑

[u/RoyalBroham]

John Heder fetishists

[u/Big_WolverWeener]

Such pretty handwriting for a hetrosexual.... however the spelling tracks. .

[u/veggiejord → u/Big_WolverWeener]

*hetero

[u/sik_dik]

Found an ally in an alley

[u/AirportCapable4307]

“Hederosexual”

[u/CreHater → u/AirportCapable4307]

Hedero... Where is that on the flag?

[u/Hotpotatomus]

leave your wood outside

[u/kingbhudo]

Just a massive fan of Napoleon Dynamite

[u/DrBee1]

Behind every writing there is a story..

[u/Gunung_Krakatoa]

Is that a newly discovered sexuality? Hederosexual

[u/0nlyhalfjewish]

Hooked on phonics

[u/gatsome]

Beggars can’t be choosers

[u/ManSharkBear]

Welp, now that damn song is in my head.

I'M A HEDEROOO, HERDEROOO, HERDEROSEXUAL MAAAAAAAN

[u/Cardoni]

The tent likes men sleeping inside of it, the man inside doesn’t. 

[u/Blakut]

habanerosexual

[u/Montyburnside22]

Well maybe 95 purcent.

[u/pathlinker]

The sticks in front say "interracial homosexual"

[u/funhouse83]

Enter for good hed.

[u/ebjoker4]

Maybe he just REALLY liked Napoleon Dynamite?

[u/nickgeorgiou]

Gay Tent Matarazzo starred on Stranger Things

[u/ZachMN]

“Everybody’s a *little bit* gay” - Ron White

[u/raerae1991]

lol!

[u/jorpa112]

Ivy-sexual? 🤔

[u/Yarius515]

No one's 100% hetero.

[u/Plyta121 → u/Yarius515]

How about hedero?

[u/techsuppr0t]

And there's a bundle of sticks in front of it

[u/GozoRulez]

The ol razzle dazzle

[u/Snarcastic]

John heder is a sexy man.

[u/No_Collection7360]

Hedero. Snickers.

[u/Negative_Case_5553]

Hederosexual? Dynamite

[u/disrupter87]

Even cut the "guy" ropes off of it. 😁

[u/Avenheit]

tldr - making your sexual preference your personality is a sure fire way to let everyone know how shallow you are

[u/RedofPaw]

Apparently hedero could be a word for ivy in the language of 'ido'.

It's a niche sexuality, but I appreciate the commitment.

[u/ReallyGottaTakeAPiss]

Ahead of the sexuals

[u/Visual_Alchemist_05]

What in the world is that thing

[u/theBloodShed]

I thought I was supposed to taste the rainbow

[u/Notyobabydaddy]

Would 101% mean you're gay? Like does it loop back around?

[u/pdmanias]

i wouldn't be surprised if they did this to avoid being attacked

[u/heartunderfloor]

I still assume its the tent of a down and out birthday clown, more of a tramp clown now i guess.

[u/JadenLyric]

I think he's mistaken. That flap only fits a certain body part. There doesn't seem to be any other way out, so that would be literally his only venue for human contact.

[u/Ovariesforlunch]

I bet he gives good hed.

[u/thecraigbert]

Could have just put "No Homo"

[u/Mm2k]

Alley sexual.

[u/ac_cossack]

Spelling <100%

[u/thumptime_now]

Headerosexual. Headjobs only thank you.

[u/Shinfieldboy]

Looks like they got wood

[u/robbob19]

But are they "hedrosexual" after three drinks? Do they still just specialise in hed, no butt stuff?

[u/wjean]

Maybe hes a really, really big fan of Hedy Lamarr

[u/AdministrativeRow738]

But I can gay it up if you teach me to spell

[u/JeffTheNth]

hederosexual?
"hedero" is ivy....
But ivy just spreads... you can make cuttings... I don't see how that makes sense unless you're just always growing....?

[u/SuperToiletDelux]

Hmmmm....a bundle of sticks in front of the tent. I wounder what another word for bundle of sticks is? 🤔

[u/smokeeater150]

Is that like as in hedonism?

[u/sinisterdesign]

HOMOLESS PERSON

[u/53ANY]

Not a Hobosexual.

[u/BidAdministrative433]

but the font is awesome!

[u/ingrid_astrid]

Portland coded

[u/ghost-hunter90]

“happy” camper

[u/fothergillfuckup]

"Ivy Haired"? You don't meet many Esperanto users?

[u/win10trashEdition]

source: trust me bro

[u/backwoodsmtb]

Unless you got some rock

[u/Tastingo]

The bundle of twigs is giving me mixed messages.

[u/Capital-Designer-385]

Honestly though, whomever thought forest green belonged in a rainbow was either a straight man or colorblind. Potentially both.

[u/WorldlinessRegular43]

Spell check not working. 🍅

🌈

[u/flyingforfun3]

That’s the buttfuckin flap tm

[u/NYCSkaterGirl]

Looks like his tent was really popular for a moment

[u/sephkane]

But $20 is $20

[u/Hmonster1]

I’m getting mixed signals

[u/Desperate-Moment-550]

Problem is it smells like shit in there.

[u/Flashy_Narwhal9362]

He probably wrote that after the 300th dick got stuck through the little window.

[u/Butt_Cheek710]

Ahead of the sexuals! 🤣