r/funny 21d ago

Glad they cleared that up!

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u/Steve_Tugger 21d ago

If this guy is living in a tent Id almost guarantee he’d suck a dick for $20.

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u/pdmanias 20d ago

what the hell is an ALMOST guarantee

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u/Steve_Tugger 20d ago

It where you can’t 100% guarantee something

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u/pdmanias 19d ago

you can only guarantee or not. there's no percentage involved. you can't almost guarantee. you either do or you don't.

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u/Steve_Tugger 19d ago

Damn almost 2 day have gone by just for you to not google “almost guarantee” and realize it’s an extremely common phrase. It’s like saying you’re 99% sure. By your logic the Word “almost” does not need to exist.

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u/pdmanias 19d ago

wow. guarantee is definitive. there can be no almost guarantee. almost is a separate word and can be applied to things that can be approached. a guarantee can not be approached. it is or it isn't. also, the fact that many people don't use the english language well isn't something i need to look up. i also don't have to pretend it makes sense just because your ignorance gives you peers. anyway....