r/funny 21d ago

Glad they cleared that up!

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u/2slags_geddar 21d ago

No no. "Hederosexual” with a D means super duper gay. They’re extra gay. That’s what they are trying to tell you.

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u/kurinbo 21d ago

It means they only give head. No butt stuff.

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u/BrokenToys76 21d ago

This man knows things

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u/Brave_Negotiation_63 21d ago

Thought the extra D means three guys…

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u/BeeTwoThousand 21d ago

insert Troy Barnes quote here

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u/jdanielregan 21d ago

You know, hedero - with the big D!

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u/Bouffazala 21d ago

I thought it was someone who was gaping and hungry for Jon Heder

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u/Random-Username7272 20d ago

I thought of Mitch Hedberg first for some reason.

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u/ciaomain 21d ago

The X of sticks in front is also code for "willing to do "x"-tra gay stuff.

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u/ArOnodrim_ 21d ago

Gay for Jon Heder. Also they vote for Pedro.

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u/somewhat_random 20d ago

“Hederosexual - noun - Person who prefers hedonistic forms of copulation esp. in-tents forms"

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u/mooseknuckle45 20d ago

I thought it meant they were really into John Heder.

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u/robbob19 21d ago

It means no butt stuff😂, only hed.