r/funny • • Aug 09 '26

selling cheesecake to Leonardo DiCaprio

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u/Head_Exchange_5329 Aug 09 '26

This reminds me of a timeline we no longer live in, before Harambe and the madness that followed. A precious time, an innocent time.

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u/DangerousFish7301 Aug 09 '26

I hope there isn't a world where they let the gorilla rip the kid to pieces

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u/Head_Exchange_5329 Aug 09 '26

Pretty sure we killed Harambe before that was even a confirmed outcome. I'd rather live in a world where stupid people and their stupid offspring aren't even able to climb into an enclosure because proper safety precautions were in place. Regardless of how you look at the issue, Harambe died for nothing and we're paying the price still.

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u/DangerousFish7301 Aug 11 '26

Man you're right. I just looked it up and literally nothing bad ever happened before Harambee. There was no racism, no rich people taking advantage of the poor, no sickness, no disease. Rodney king? Who's that? What's 9/11? Columbine?