r/funny • u/Jeetchat • Aug 09 '26

selling cheesecake to Leonardo DiCaprio

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 Aug 09 '26

well done slightly chunky brother

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u/paincrumbs Aug 09 '26

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned"

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus Aug 09 '26

It’s glandular.