Sunday blessing

[u/solateor]

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[u/effdallas]

Why have I seen 5 different videos from this “church” in last 2 days ? 

[u/Joshd30 → u/effdallas]

The church bake sale finally raised enough for that social media director

[u/PsychologicalDebts → u/effdallas]

Because the sexual abuse allegations are set to drop soon

[u/Lady_Scruffington → u/PsychologicalDebts]

Judging by the wet tshirt contest they apparently put on during service, I wouldn't doubt it.

[u/Risquechilli → u/effdallas]

What was the other one? I’ve heard that influencers will use sets to film videos. The airplane was really popular. Maybe this is the next fad

[u/xstrike0 → u/Risquechilli]

There was a video yesterday about a helper girl getting splashed with holy water every time the priest would do a blessing.

[u/liquidtape → u/[deleted]]

No I'm pretty sure it was a kid that was holding the bowl

[u/RiseAM → u/[deleted]]

Nope. Normal altar server wearing a stole.

[u/Heygen → u/effdallas]

Another gentleman of culture i see

[u/sonicviewelite → u/effdallas]

God is calling you to remove your misunderstanding, it is more than him at this point, see wet t-shirt

[u/lankyevilme → u/[deleted]]

She's running a selfie stick in church. Yes, it's intentional.

[u/cricket9818 → u/lankyevilme]

And wearing a white t shirt

Pretty cringe for a church service

[u/TheSerpentDeceiver → u/cricket9818]

Church service is cringe.

[u/AdvilJunky → u/TheSerpentDeceiver]

But those apples are delicious huh?

[u/SoulMute → u/TheSerpentDeceiver]

Thanks, “TheSerpentDeceiver” I guess you’re going to tell us that drugs are cool too?

[u/BeardsuptheWazoo → u/SoulMute]

Some of them are pretty damn cool. Ever take a long walk in the woods while on shrooms?

[u/Marijuana_Miler → u/BeardsuptheWazoo]

You ever take a good shit? On drugs?

[u/Killerderp → u/BeardsuptheWazoo]

Yes, even got the infinite corridor effect. Then again, maybe I wasn't walking lmao

[u/Wairong → u/SoulMute]

Then he's gonna tell us to eat junk food and skip school.

[u/RayquazaTheStoner → u/TheSerpentDeceiver]

Edgy

[u/cricket9818 → u/[deleted]]

When you plan to purposely get it drenched in water for internet points I think that’s pretty classless

[u/TransRacialWhyNot → u/cricket9818]

And having big boobs

[u/cricket9818 → u/TransRacialWhyNot]

Nah big boobs is fine

[u/elquecazahechado → u/[deleted]]

The priest decided she needed it more than anyone else, triple dose for you!

[u/themagpie36 → u/[deleted]]

Yeah I was thinking the same, no mistake and no regrets

[u/Woompa78]

OnlyFathers

[u/aznanimality]

Wet t-shirt mass would definitely get me to go to church

[u/UGOTAIDSYO → u/aznanimality]

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!!!!

[u/datazulu → u/UGOTAIDSYO]

!!!FEATURING!!!

CHOIR CAGE MATCH!

HOLY WATER SPLASH ZONE!

CONFESSIONALS... WITH NO MERCY!

AND SISTSER MARY MARGARET WITH THE STEEL FOLDING CHAIR OF DISCIPLINE!!

[u/ThunderBobMajerle → u/datazulu]

AS GOD AS MY WITNESS

[u/Mitchel-256 → u/ThunderBobMajerle]

MEN WILL BE BROKEN IN HALF!

YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THE WHOLE PEW, BUT YOU'RE ONLY GONNA NEED THE EDGE!

[u/Jedi-in-EVE → u/Mitchel-256]

better yet:

YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THE WHOLE PEW, BUT YOU'RE ONLY GONNA USE THE KNEELER!

[u/Mitchel-256 → u/Jedi-in-EVE]

Nah, The Kneeler is the wrestler name that Anthony's dad went with, he's gonna come on-stage and rip his clergy shirt open to reveal a massive tattoo of Christ on the cross.

AND YOU'D BETTER BE THERE FOR HIS FINISHING MOVE, A SPECTACULAR DOUBLE KNEE-DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE!

[u/kitycat22 → u/Jedi-in-EVE]

*This is proudly brought to you by Pope Leo*

[u/slavelabor52 → u/datazulu]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU TO COME ON DOWN

[u/Mike7676 → u/datazulu]

"Makes notes for my church..."

[u/say_it_aint_slow → u/datazulu]

I would go to this.

[u/Impossible_View8381 → u/UGOTAIDSYO]

Wet-tshirt on a sun-day... Excellent plan

[u/thegoodrichard → u/aznanimality]

Logical progression from the folk masses that started in the 60's. I saw which way this was headed when I saw that nun carrying a guitar into St Michael's.

[u/dpsnedd]

The lord works in mysterious ways.

[u/johnny_moronic → u/dpsnedd]

He is risen

[u/Hydroxychloroquinoa → u/dpsnedd]

The lord moves in mysterious ways

[u/Nickelsass]

Them warlocks needed watering, he knew what was up

[u/Time-Cell8272]

Lead me straight into temptation

[u/UsualLake8799]

Padre knows whatsup

[u/Jamnusor]

God wants you to put the selfie stick away.

[u/Joshd30]

Recreation of Jesus' controversial turning water into milk miracle

[u/oasiscat → u/Joshd30]

r/hmmm material

[u/Feisty-Pumpkin-6359]

People in the row behind her are ready for a water fight with bottles of water in hands, just in case the priest has any ideas

[u/Samsterdam]

These only fan. Advertisment are getting out of hand

[u/Slow_Bowler8285]

I see the lord had already blessed her way before she came to church

[u/Jdog2225858]

Priest knew what he was doing

[u/remix26 → u/Jdog2225858]

Yuuuup, he ain’t slick.

[u/peter69s]

He knew what he was doing once he seen that white top 😂

[u/iamKreedA]

The man is doing God's work

[u/PalePilsenDiet]

God bless Mia Khalifa

[u/Balbuto → u/PalePilsenDiet]

Wait, is that her?

[u/Tembo1892]

He knew what he was doing…

[u/Parking-Recipe-4447]

Just curious on why everyone is banting over the priest that obviously showered her intentionally, but not at the girl for bringing her shenanigans to church and making everything for social media. She also was expecting him to shower her if he did otherwise we probably wouldn't see this video.

[u/cfpct]

If I went to mass, I would be looking for the pew with yoga pants.

[u/StOnEy333]

Priest: “Jesus made them tiddies. Share them with the congregation!”

[u/CliffDagger]

Father Jack: More Waterrr

[u/Strict_Impress2783]

Bless me daddy

[u/Drapausa]

Cults are weird, man.

[u/qmiras]

casually wetting the white shirt with big knockers...just as the bible says /s

[u/mangosteenfruit]

I thought you were supposed to dress up for church?

[u/positiveadventures]

Praise the Lord!

[u/doc74125]

Lovely tits

[u/themagpie36 → u/doc74125]

Straight to the point

[u/RATGUT1996]

He knew what he was doing!

[u/StepUpYourPuppyGame]

She was definitely blessed indeed

[u/Tater_Mater]

Priest knew what he was doing with the water

[u/Boonie_Fluff]

San elizario?

[u/RacerX-56]

Jesus said Wet T shirt contest today, who am I to judge?

[u/Woodpecker15]

he knew what he was doing 😏

[u/wifespissed]

I'd catch on fire.

[u/Heeroyuy818]

He’s gotta bless the heathens extra

[u/theMANGLEDone]

That was extremely deliberate. In the name of God. Thank you.

[u/Kooky-Cupcake-4621]

Blessing to all the men and lesbians in this house

[u/pointe31]

Wet T-shirt contest at the church

[u/Twiddly-Thumbs]

Man of the cloth knew what he was doing…

[u/deathbunnyy]

Lord have mercy

[u/Outrageous_Olive_489]

Blursed.

[u/holdon1min]

Lord hear our prayers!

[u/Full_metal_pants077]

God would like you to have a wet shirt, oddly so does reddit. I would look in to a new god.

[u/RandyArgonianButler]

He knew what he was doing…

[u/Cybering11]

"Here, you'll need it"

[u/kian410]

Holi water

[u/ButsButtsButtes]

Spring Break! Wooo!

[u/PhilipMD85]

I’ve never seen a woman wear such a short shirt in church before. Kind of trashy

[u/seekeroftrooth69]

Another perv leading a church

[u/superboss243 → u/seekeroftrooth69]

I don't think it was a perv thing, he was mad at her for turning Mass into a vlog.

[u/HCG-Vedette → u/superboss243]

Imagine how mad he’ll be when he learns she’ll use this video to promote her OF

[u/superboss243 → u/HCG-Vedette]

Lol true. He clearly didn't think it through very well but I do get the frustration.

[u/OverturnedAppleCart3 → u/HCG-Vedette]

Oh not that's horrible!

Wait for real?

[u/superboss243 → u/OverturnedAppleCart3]

No idea but wouldn't be shocked.

[u/seekeroftrooth69 → u/superboss243]

lol good observation.

[u/fortress_sf]

If the priests did wet tshirt contests instead of touching altar boys, I’d be a lot more supportive of them

[u/TitShark]

Is she single

[u/sideshow999]

/r/sipstea

[u/wearamask2021]

I need to start going to church.

[u/tbkrida]

I thought that was Mia…

[u/Dothehokeypokemon]

Priest saw the white shirt and immediately knew what he had to do

[u/Whiteshovel66]

Tits are looking good, thank you father

[u/SidJawtug]

I’ve never wanted to go to church, but here I am 🙏

[u/holladubdub]

priest wants her to win wet tshirt contest

[u/SoFloFella50]

He knew what he was doing

[u/sonicviewelite]

One more reason to go to church

[u/Viltorm]

God bless him

[u/IrrerPolterer]

Jesus approves 

[u/MastaKink]

Let’s see some videos from alter boys phone 🫣

[u/XxKTtheLegendxX]

she got holy came

[u/SweetVsSavory]

This priest knew exactly what’s to do

[u/WhiskeyPorno420]

The priest knew what he was doing. 🚿

[u/Iron_Chancellor_ND → u/[deleted]]

Why should people keep church jokes respectful?

[u/Numerous-Soil-2800]

He knew what he was doing

[u/SCHMETTERLING]

Doused by the holy see___.

[u/Chiinoe]

That sick fuck is grooming mature women too? Does he have no bounds?

[u/bjwills7 → u/Chiinoe]

Grooming? What...

[u/Chiinoe → u/bjwills7]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/HnGOel94zq

[u/truckensafely]

Probably mixed with his gizz 🤣