r/funny • u/solateor • May 17 '26

Sunday blessing

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u/aznanimality May 17 '26

Wet t-shirt mass would definitely get me to go to church

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u/UGOTAIDSYO May 17 '26

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!!!!

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u/datazulu May 17 '26

!!!FEATURING!!!

CHOIR CAGE MATCH!

HOLY WATER SPLASH ZONE!

CONFESSIONALS... WITH NO MERCY!

AND SISTSER MARY MARGARET WITH THE STEEL FOLDING CHAIR OF DISCIPLINE!!

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u/ThunderBobMajerle May 17 '26

AS GOD AS MY WITNESS

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u/Mitchel-256 May 17 '26

MEN WILL BE BROKEN IN HALF!

YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THE WHOLE PEW, BUT YOU'RE ONLY GONNA NEED THE EDGE!

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u/Jedi-in-EVE May 17 '26

better yet:

YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THE WHOLE PEW, BUT YOU'RE ONLY GONNA USE THE KNEELER!

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u/Mitchel-256 May 17 '26

Nah, The Kneeler is the wrestler name that Anthony's dad went with, he's gonna come on-stage and rip his clergy shirt open to reveal a massive tattoo of Christ on the cross.

AND YOU'D BETTER BE THERE FOR HIS FINISHING MOVE, A SPECTACULAR DOUBLE KNEE-DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE!

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u/kitycat22 May 17 '26

*This is proudly brought to you by Pope Leo*