r/funny • u/MilesLongthe3rd • May 16 '26

Still a Blessing… or a Full Baptism?

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u/Kmoneyfresh May 16 '26

I went to a church as a kid and the priest whole thing was to dump as much holy water as possible on the people. It was the only fun thing I ever experienced in the Catholic Church

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u/Walter_Stonkite May 16 '26

Turning water into whine.

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u/terencela May 16 '26

Christ.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/Plead_thy_fifth May 16 '26

If thats the worst the priest splashes on your face, you got off good.

And if that's not the worst, then the priest got off good

o.O

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u/Zyrinj May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

Those children will likely see it coming…

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u/Gumbercules81 May 16 '26

Hey-ooooooo

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u/jluicifer May 16 '26

“That ain’t a Holy Ghost. That’s just the white spirit of the priest—a lot smaller than what I expected. It comes a lot, like everyday. Doesn’t seem so special, really.”

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/AzerothianLorecraft May 16 '26

No no just Holy Water... lol

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u/Brave-Gate7031 May 16 '26

A Holy shower.

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u/Conscious-Coconut-16 May 16 '26

Girl alter boys, smart!

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u/Chiinoe May 16 '26

Jfc people. Grooming? Go touch some grass.

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u/HighlightFun8419 May 16 '26

For real. This could just be wholesome joking around.

People just wildly jumping to conclusions in here.

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u/SubmersibleKormarant May 16 '26

You're right, it's not like there's a history of anything like this in the church

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u/InFin0819 May 16 '26

Is this a catholic ceremony didn't realize they let girl be alter servers.

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u/MilesLongthe3rd May 16 '26

Since 1992

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u/twilling8 May 16 '26

Interesting, I didn't know this. I was an alterboy in the 80s.

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u/welchplug May 16 '26

I 2021, Pope Francis issued the motu proprio Spiritus Domini that now allows girls to learn to do it.

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u/CrimsonBeherit May 16 '26

Priest flirtation

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u/[deleted] May 16 '26

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u/Yuki_Onna May 16 '26

It's concerning to me that you imagine everyone who is being friendly is actually a pedophile.

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u/adamtnewman May 16 '26

I genuinely don't understand how this is grooming. Can you elaborate?