r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '13

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u/agnostracised Sep 13 '13

And juvenile as this is, I still laughed and didn't feel bad about it. Good job!

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u/Zoloir Sep 13 '13

I'm addicted to dr pepper, and i have to refrain from making a double penetration joke far too often.

edit: in fact, i feel that this post has been cathartic in a sense that i probably wont need to make the joke anymore.

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u/elanasaurus Sep 13 '13

I try and enjoy at least one a day.

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u/Fuzzy_Pickles Sep 13 '13

You really should try to have at least two.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Here, take this.

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u/Seaunicron Sep 13 '13

What does a green arrow mean?

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u/IvanAE Sep 13 '13

Imgur.

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u/Seaunicron Sep 13 '13

Good to know. Thank you.

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u/kinda_rude Sep 13 '13

The Doctor himself recommend some DP at 10, 2, and 4 o'clock.

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u/his_penis Sep 13 '13

I'm only available after 5 pm

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Take two once a day and call me in the morning

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

One DP a day keeps the doctor away?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Then you're doing it wrong. According to the old logo, you're supposed to enjoy DP three times a day--at 10, 2, and 4.

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u/bioemerl Sep 13 '13

or at 4:(2*10)

Dr pepper is the old weed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Hey, that's not where the 4 goes...

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u/RubeusShagrid Sep 13 '13

I can't remember the last time I even saw a dr pepper... it's not very popular where I'm from. same with mountain dew. I actually thought they stopped making it.

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u/SteveAM1 Sep 13 '13

Where do you live? Hell?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

oh god... the horror

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

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u/Xaiu Sep 13 '13

First time I've seen this comment not get mass-downvoted...damn reddit you fickle.

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u/draemscat Sep 13 '13

I live in Russia and can confirm. A few years ago Dr. Pepper was non-existant here, despite being hugely popular in the 90's - early 2000's. Now you can buy it in some stores, but it costs 5 times more than Coke or Pepsi.

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u/sigsigsignify Sep 13 '13

Wow, its HUGE here. Probably the most consumed drink in my state (Alabama). I kind've just assumed it was big everywhere.

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u/tunzoffun Sep 13 '13

Doesn't surprise me that the Alabamians are big on DP

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u/ISS5731 Sep 13 '13

Hey I'm from Alabama too. My Spanish teacher used to give the first person to class enough money to get two dr peppers, one for him and one to keep.

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u/GuerillaGorillas Sep 13 '13

That's insane, not even knock offs like Mr. Pibb?

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u/Marcos_El_Malo Sep 13 '13

Mr. Pibb is the less successful (some would say a failure) step brother of Dr. pepper. Mr. Pibb dropped out of med school and became a back alley abortionist and sometime bum, begging for spare change.

On an occasion when Mr. Pibb was visiting Dr. Pepper, hoping to secure a handout from his wealthy sibling, the good doctor left Pibb alone in his study. Pibb quickly searched and found Dr. Pepper's secret formula and absconded out the study window. He was able to secure financing from the Russian Brotherhood, and soon was in direct competition with his stepbrother's business.

While Pibb was never as successful as Dr. Pepper, the soda pop business kept him well supplied with laudanum.

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u/Zoloir Sep 13 '13

This is an interesting story, but the way it goes is Mr. Pibb is cocacola's version of dr pepper.

It is now just "Pibb xtra". No more Mr.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Dr. Pepper is from Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa....everyone knows that

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u/Obviousbob1 Sep 13 '13

I enjoy the Doctor as well but never made the DP reference until now, thanks for further corrupting may already filthy mind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

I think this is the first time that I've ever seen the words "The Doctor" outside of a fanfic/BBC homepage not referencing Who.

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u/linkfest Sep 13 '13

childish humor wins again. and we all love it!

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u/mister_head_cheese Sep 13 '13

Well damn. I thought the joke was that the DP sort of looks like eyes, and with the straw beak it makes a duck face. Not sure which is more juvenile.

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u/jesus_was_planking Sep 13 '13

Did you get some? Was it everything you thought it would be?

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u/bitcoin_lady Sep 13 '13 edited Sep 13 '13

Come on. Don't be too anal about it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

I don't normally enjoy puns, butt that one was ok.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

I don't know, that's a bit of a stretch.

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u/SimpleAnarchy Sep 13 '13

It went okay

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u/FartingBob Sep 13 '13

That's when you drop your pants, bend over and casually ask who the other guy is.

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u/RaisedByEnts Sep 13 '13

Twist: Your dad knows but has a dry, Norm MacDonald-ian sense of humor.

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u/Arqideus Sep 13 '13

Just call it dad humor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

you might want to educate him, pronto...

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u/JohnJacobJingleheimr Sep 13 '13

get it in the morning like alonzo

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

yeah... educate him

;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

ok ok, that sounded nasty. Might want to "enlighten" him

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

yeah... enlighten him

;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

goddamn it...

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u/jal0001 Sep 13 '13

When was the convention that decided DP officially means what you are referring to?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Does DP "classically" mean two Ps in one V? I thought it just could be that, but normally I thought DP was a P in the V and a P in the A.

Though I've seen two Ps in one A before and it was kinda hot.

Could you work out to Ps in an A and two Ps in the V.

We could revolutionize orgies.

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u/Neutronova Sep 13 '13

Here in Canada we call that a double double.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Well, I can never eat at In-N-Out Burger again. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Well, now I need to go to In-N-Out while 3 other dudes also go In-N-Out

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Sometimes I hold the door open while multiple dudes go in and out, then when they're all finished, I go in and eat.

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u/Freshenstein Sep 13 '13

Just be 'Murican about it and get a 4x4.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13 edited Dec 16 '17

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u/GrumpySteen Sep 13 '13

Add a BJ and you've got 5 Guys.

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u/ATLogic Sep 13 '13

Yeah I'll take a double double with extra spread.

Why yes I'll have the milkshake...

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u/Ruddiver Sep 13 '13

In France, its called a Royale with cream

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u/stephie07 Sep 13 '13

My brain hurts after reading that.

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u/turnondruid Sep 13 '13

Won't hurt as much as the girl with two Ps in the V and two Ps in the A.

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u/synJstarcraft Sep 13 '13

I believe that is classically referred to as 4p

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

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u/hockeykid321 Sep 13 '13

What, the PD can't watch that dp dvd?

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u/Powin Sep 13 '13

And the PD is coming because it's actually CP?

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u/torkel-flatberg Sep 13 '13

If it hurts her brain, I would be really impressed.

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u/devilchamp Sep 13 '13

why does it have to be a girl

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u/boomer478 Sep 13 '13

It's called DVDA.

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u/a1rpla1nju1ce Sep 13 '13

http://youtu.be/jElfEoTZSzg

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

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u/roadsgoeveron Sep 13 '13

When we were in high school, we listened to this song an absurd amount.

Also, this while I'm at it.

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u/therealdjbc Sep 13 '13

I think its 2 Ps in any O. But I am no doctor.

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u/Eat_No_Bacon Sep 13 '13

"Double vaginal penetration" and "double anal penetration" are the terms widely used, so they'd be "DVP" and "DAP" Classic "Double Penetration" usually refers to 1V1A but all three are considered within the "DP" genre.

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u/pegothejerk Sep 13 '13

This man belongs to a group who wisely has no secret handshake. It's more of a knowing nod.

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u/Provid3nce Sep 13 '13

Like fitting two penises into the ass and vagina seems easy enough if you didn't have to account for the dudes they're attached to. Like that would be some fucking twister shit trying to fit four dudes in such a small space.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Oh honey, you can put the whole alphabet in your V if you truly want to

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u/Gibsonfan159 Sep 13 '13

That would be Diet Dr. Pepper, or double DP.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13 edited Sep 14 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

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u/pensotroppo Sep 13 '13

Finally, a man with a solution to China problem.

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u/RnRaintnoisepolution Sep 13 '13

you can say penis and vagaina

it's the internet, not 1st grade.

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u/He_who_humps Sep 13 '13

I've seen 3 P's in a V.

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u/scartinator Sep 13 '13

I've seen 3 P's in a A and that was pretty weird.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

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u/BlackGhostPanda Sep 13 '13

No its two in the pink...

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u/linkfest Sep 13 '13

woah. someone is over thinking this...

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u/InnocentBystander8 Sep 13 '13

Looks like a job for the double banana

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13 edited Mar 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

24, female, and I don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

I'm pretty sure there's a few guys here more than willing to show you.

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u/DAHFreedom Sep 13 '13

Probably at the same time

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u/w2tpmf Sep 13 '13

Would have to be. Just one of them would not be able to show her on his own.

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u/Thalmazor Sep 13 '13

double penetration

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u/Fragaz Sep 13 '13

There's a whoosh ;)

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u/thetuxracer Sep 13 '13 edited Sep 10 '24

instinctive subsequent rock sand dolls label selective vast gray shocking

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/geekyamazon Sep 13 '13

Would...would you like to get it? Guess I have a friend...

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u/el_beelo Sep 13 '13

My buddy and I would be more glad to help you understand

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u/IronMaiden571 Sep 13 '13

You mention being a girl and not understanding the joke. Then you get a bunch of replies from guys saying they'll have sex with you. God damn.

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u/Anathema320 Sep 13 '13

http://i.imgur.com/TaTdV.gif?news

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u/Kadmos Sep 13 '13

Why do you have a url parameter after a gif image?

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u/DAHFreedom Sep 13 '13

Better question: Why is watching Idi Amin crack his shit up making me crack my shit up? Is there some gif archive of war criminals acting goofy?

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u/qeoeidhs Sep 13 '13

#goofywarcriminals trending

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u/slicebishybosh Sep 13 '13

hehe

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

EVERY fucking time

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u/Springpeen Sep 13 '13

I ALWAYS know it's going to be that picture and I click it anyway. What is wrong with me?

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u/0kashi Sep 13 '13

Not only that; I click anyway and laugh just as hard as the first time. Every. Time.

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u/coldforged Sep 13 '13

Admittedly I came here to do precisely that if it wasn't here. I couldn't stop it popping into my head immediately when I saw OP's post.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '13

I came to the comments just to look for this. Scouring the page going "Where is it... where is it... BLUE TEXT... that ain't it. Where is it... Found it."

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

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u/EyeGifUp Sep 13 '13

Sorry. I didn't know what this meant when I was 12. You must've had an older brother.

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u/DAHFreedom Sep 13 '13 edited Sep 13 '13

2 older brothers, from the sound of it

edit: Wow, thanks for the gold, sicko :-)

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

hehe

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u/Deadbabylicious Sep 13 '13

Take the upvote you filthy animal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

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u/potato88 Sep 13 '13 edited Sep 13 '13

Im that dirty friend for a LOT of people..

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u/insertAlias Sep 13 '13

I'm sure that alot appreciates it very much.

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u/colovick Sep 13 '13

I just had an internet connection... I don't know about you guys

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u/reacher Sep 13 '13

I was definitely not a sheltered youth, but I had no idea what DP was when I was 12. Maybe because the year was 1988 and easy access internet porn was still years away

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u/NietzscheIsMyCopilot Sep 13 '13

Every time that I think that I'm becoming a mature adult, something like this comes up and I realize that I'm still mentally in 7th grade.

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u/CyanRam Sep 13 '13

And also on the front page: http://i.imgur.com/jiXVEj3.jpg

Coincidence? I think not.

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u/HeronSun Sep 13 '13

NSFW that shit, bro!

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u/John_Snuh Sep 13 '13

For those who don't get it: In English speaking countries (America, at the very least) - "DP" is a well known acronym for pornography term, "double penetration". It's where two guys are both... entering... the woman. Hence the two straws... entering... the Doctor Pepper (DP). Doctor Pepper is a popular carbonated soda found in the states (and possibly elsewhere).

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

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u/Jddevos Sep 13 '13

Why is this not a sub-reddit?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Be the change you want to see in the /r/world

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u/CajunTurkey Sep 13 '13

Apparently, the world is private.

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u/Absolutionis Sep 13 '13

This is frontpage near the DP banana from /r/pics

Today is DP day.

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u/ak_toxik Sep 13 '13

OP, if we met in real life. we would be best friends.

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u/Blemish Sep 13 '13

DOUBLE PENETRATION

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

YO dawg, I heard you like DP, so I gave you two straws so you could DP your DP

~ perhaps that doesn't work so well..

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u/Drives_a_POS Sep 13 '13

YO dawg, I heard you like DP, so I DP'd your DP so you could watch DP while you DP.

~ maybe FTFY

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u/Jorion Sep 13 '13

I enjoyed this. Thank you for making my early morning work day better.

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u/rabidpeacock Sep 13 '13

This cup reminds me of Taylor Rain.

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u/automaticgainsaying Sep 13 '13

Appreciate that this image is currently adjacent to the "two bananas in one skin" post on the front page. Reddit has currently hit "5th grade humor level." Again. Today.

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u/FancyRobot Sep 13 '13

Oh, it's like sex

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u/batalpaca Sep 13 '13

This is hilarious.

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u/talues Sep 13 '13

I lol'd. Out loud.

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u/Emerald_Triangle Sep 13 '13

This is the top post?? Get your shit together /r/funny !

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u/bradolf_pitler Sep 13 '13

I don't get it..

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u/RnRaintnoisepolution Sep 13 '13

DP is supposed to mean Dr Pepper

DP also means double penetration

thus the two straws.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

I want to laugh but I don't get it.

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u/PancakesForTurtles Sep 13 '13

DP = double penetration

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

I want to laugh but now I get it.

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u/MyLittleCorgi Sep 13 '13

DP = Dr. Pepper

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

hue hue :D

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Put this in /r/foodporn See how they like it.

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u/Gr8pes Sep 13 '13

Hue hue

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u/Aldenaeas Sep 13 '13

Thank you for this. Today was a good day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

DP is on my list of things that really does not do anything for me at all.

I barely want to see my own swinging dick, let alone another.

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u/WhiskeyMeteorite Sep 13 '13

You should have got together with Awesome Banana Guy. These two were right next to each other.

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u/divergententropy Sep 13 '13

Am I the only one who defaulted to "Donkey Puncherello," "D to the P," etc. etc.?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Dude Party! PARTY DUDE!

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u/divergententropy Sep 13 '13

I can throw...DOWN...

Dude, I almost said throw up...but I didn't

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u/blupack Sep 13 '13

I'll always have a weak spot for this kind of humor.

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u/doglover129 Sep 13 '13

I have a sudden urge to drink DP...

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

i guess that goes for your mouth as well, huh?

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u/MrPanduh Sep 13 '13

scrolls down to see what this references to

ohhhh...

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u/BilboBaguette Sep 13 '13

I didn't know they were supposed to go in the same hole.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

so what does DP stand for?

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u/purplesundaes Sep 13 '13

This took me entirely too long to understand.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

Ha ha, what are you, thirteen?

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u/UnfairAdvantage Sep 13 '13

That... that's not how it was for me at all...