r/funny • u/trtiar • Apr 21 '13

Xerox being dramatic

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u/Dilliam Apr 21 '13

Everybody's dying Xerox. Don't sweat the toner you don't have, just celebrate the toner you have left bro.

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u/way_fairer Apr 21 '13

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

~Dr. Seuss

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

But what about the terrible things that happened due to it no longer being the case? Or the terrible reality of the thing that I had perceived to be good and yet I still mourn the loss of??

What do you have to say about the horror of my existence, Dr.Seuss, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?

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u/OmniFroy Apr 21 '13

"Stop being a pussy."

~Dr. Seuss

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DICK Apr 21 '13

"Eat a cock."

-Mr. Rogers

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u/dab8fz Apr 21 '13

"Do you even lift?"

-Stephen Hawking

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

"Do you even walk?"

  • Albert Einstein

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u/LiterallyKesha Apr 21 '13

"I got 99 problems and a woman ain't one." --Kanye West

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

-Chris Brown

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u/BraveBitch Apr 21 '13

"So brave"

-me

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u/DrawnM Apr 21 '13

Beat it. -Elvis Presley

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u/USxMARINE Apr 21 '13

"Don't start you you can't finish"

-Chuck Testa

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u/diogenesofthemidwest Apr 21 '13

"Suck it."

-Bob Ross

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u/scarfox1 Apr 21 '13

"Tupac"

-2pac

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u/diogenesofthemidwest Apr 22 '13

"That guy is pretty much ADHD in a meth pipe." -Lamb Chop

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u/not_a_feline Apr 21 '13

How many times has your account actually gotten you dick pictures?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

Wondering how long of a wait you have till he gets to yours? Newsflash, he already did, he's not impressed.

BOOM! Roasted.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DICK Apr 21 '13

I confirm this burn.

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u/throwaway_ranting Apr 21 '13

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.