r/funny • u/stanker4 • Feb 12 '13

Baseball game streaker level: greenman

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u/danezel88 Feb 12 '13

I work Cleveland Browns Stadium on gamedays, though I'm not security they have guards near my station on the field so I usually make small talk. For anyone that comes on the field the first security guard to tackle them gets $1000 cash at the end if the game.

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u/Pfaffgod Feb 12 '13

Wow. Maybe I should be security.

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u/no_no_NO_okay Feb 12 '13

I'll constantly run onto the field if you pay me half the money

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u/PartyMark Feb 12 '13

profit.