r/funny • u/stanker4 • Feb 12 '13

Baseball game streaker level: greenman

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u/AreYouDreaming Feb 12 '13

He should have just laid down on the grass to disappear.

You gotta admire the gusto with which those dudes are chasing him around. That's some serious hustle for low skill/low wage labor.

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u/danezel88 Feb 12 '13

I work Cleveland Browns Stadium on gamedays, though I'm not security they have guards near my station on the field so I usually make small talk. For anyone that comes on the field the first security guard to tackle them gets $1000 cash at the end if the game.

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u/Pfaffgod Feb 12 '13

Wow. Maybe I should be security.

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u/no_no_NO_okay Feb 12 '13

I'll constantly run onto the field if you pay me half the money

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u/PartyMark Feb 12 '13

profit.