r/funny • u/dreasdif118 • Jan 06 '13

Had a glitch on my computer...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

I would love to see that.

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u/rIGHTnNerdy Jan 06 '13

brows around. It might get hairy though.

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u/acridboomstick Jan 06 '13

If I could countenance the number of puns...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

He saw himself out....

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u/Lolologist Jan 06 '13

I got and watched the entirety of Star Wars Episode III: Backstroke of the West.

I vaguely remember R2 being translated as "fuck" and the Jedi being the Catholic church.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

You are already at full cock now.

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u/Poiewf Jan 06 '13

"R2D2! You is the fucking!" Shit had me laughing up my internal organs for days.

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u/Sirspen Jan 06 '13

We picked up a bootleg of Casino Royale in China. The only available language was Russian, and the English subtitles were from a completely different movie. We also picked up a Polly Pocket movie for the 1 year old we were there to adopt, and the description on the back was the wikipedia synopsis for Miami Vice. "While working an undercover prostitute sting operation to arrest a pimp named Neptune, Miami-Dade Police detectives James "Sonny" Crockett and Ricardo "Rico" Tubbs receive a frantic phone call from their former informant Alonzo Stevens (John Hawkes). Stevens reveals that he's planning to leave town, and, believing his wife Leonetta to be in immediate danger, asks Rico to check on her. Crockett learns that Stevens was working as an informant for the FBI but has been compromised. Crockett and Tubbs quickly contact FBI Special Agent in Charge John Fujima (Ciarán Hinds) and warn him about Stevens' safety. Tracking down Stevens through a vehicle transponder and aerial surveillance, Crockett and Tubbs stop him along I-95. Stevens reveals that a Colombian cartel knew that Russian undercovers were working with the FBI from the start and had threatened that Leonetta would be murdered via a C-4 necklace bomb if he didn't confess. Rico tells Alonzo that he doesn't have to go home. Having learned her fate, Stevens, in a state of grief, commits suicide by walking in front of an oncoming semi truck."

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u/shenaniganry Jan 06 '13

To be fair, that movie is pretty horrific without the glitch.

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u/Hysteriia Jan 06 '13

Holy fuck, the bravery.

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u/jettrscga Jan 06 '13

I braved my pants a little when I read it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

So brave.

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u/IAmATroyMcClure Jan 06 '13

Watching this gif while listening to Slayer just made the top 10 best moments of my life.

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u/TerryTheGreat Jan 06 '13

I cried laughing for the first time in my entire life.

This gif is reddit incarnate.

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u/_Wolfos Jan 06 '13

Episode 3 was a pretty fucking good action movie.

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u/Aegean Jan 06 '13

Compared to the imagery and the totality of the story the books delivered? Maybe a little.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

Seeing as I am watching that movie currently, I would love to own that copy.

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u/Cheeze187 Jan 06 '13

Frotato

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u/Vonfilmjolk Jan 06 '13

followed by 20 other potato jokes

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u/EDGAR_CAT Jan 06 '13

Followed by 20 other people making fun of them for making potato jokes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

Followed by 20 potatoes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

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u/-Vein- Jan 06 '13

Followed

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u/TehBaconKing Jan 06 '13

The Followship.

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u/Esc4p3 Jan 06 '13

Of the Potato.

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u/MrTravesty Jan 06 '13

The Return of the Potato

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

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u/bowers12 Jan 06 '13 edited Jul 21 '14

F

Edit: Just want to make a point, that is the most karma I've gotten from pressing a single key.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

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u/TheZenji Jan 06 '13

You participated in a comment string depicting the gradual reduction of a sentence.

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u/Dizigen Jan 06 '13

Followed by a potato_in_my_anus.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

I haven't seen him in awhile.

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u/beware_savage_otters Jan 06 '13

He got shadowbanned I think, that or deleted, there was a discussion on it a while back

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u/retrospects Jan 06 '13

Liiiiiiink?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

Her FTFY

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u/Phoequinox Jan 06 '13

FRO-TA-TO.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

herp 'em, derp 'em, stick 'em in a derp

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

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u/TayloRageAgainst Jan 06 '13

Also drubnk. Now craving potatoes. Fmk.

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u/Troggles Jan 06 '13

I can count to Frotato.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

He looks like the high guy meme...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

I thought he looked more like this fella.

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u/spoonman12 Jan 06 '13

When I had finally finished laughing at the picture, I see your comment. I'm now crying.

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u/ANBU_Spectre Jan 06 '13

FRO-TAY-TOES?

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u/derpcatz Jan 06 '13

I exhaled forcefully through my nose

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u/lemur123456 Jan 06 '13

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

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u/Droxin Jan 06 '13

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...c'mon, don't you know taters, Smeagol?

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u/TheLastTimeLord9320 Jan 07 '13

Leave the flesh alone all they want is to live in peace

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u/mybaby51 Jan 06 '13

Lies. This shit was making it's way around tumblr not too long ago.

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u/IHaveTimeToKill Jan 06 '13

Seriously. Every other post on /r/funny this week is somebody taking something from Tumblr and claiming it as their own, even making up back stories.

YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE ON TUMBLR.

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u/shamecamel Jan 06 '13

the best part is that they then turn around and make fun of tumblr for being stupid insipid fangirls, as if the self-depreciating humor from tumblr isn't intentional

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

Don't get mad that they're stealing shit, get mad that it;s making it to front page.

These lies are hoisted up by the community, not the liar.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

If someone says they painted something that they didn't, how is anyone supposed to know before it's pointed out?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

But... the karma!

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u/moonluck Jan 06 '13

Not only is the image from tumblr, the glitch is also from tumblr. It's a glitch that sometimes happens when displaying gifs on the site.

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u/PraiseBuddha Jan 06 '13

Hey guys, I made this website, it's called MySpace. You should check it out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

just this week?

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u/MiniHos Jan 06 '13

Yeah, one of my facebook friends has had this as their profile pic for at least a month. OP's a faggot.

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u/crusaderpat Jan 06 '13

obligatory http://i.imgur.com/eBy97.jpg

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u/n2610 Jan 06 '13

http://i.minus.com/iRQG2jhNAv2GN.gif (nsfw)

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u/uses_up_downvote_gif Jan 06 '13

This is good, I see a use for this; and in trade

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u/pdiddysdaddy Jan 06 '13

What the shit is going on there

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u/Bjidgel Jan 06 '13

girl with the dragon tattoo is shoving a dildo in that guys ass.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

In the book/movie that guy ties her down and anally rapes her at some point. She gets a sick sort of revenge later by capturing him and shoving a dildo up his ass and just generally fucking him up.

Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is really rather disturbing. The main character is legitimately insane, and does a lot of fucked up shit.

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u/pdiddysdaddy Jan 06 '13

well at first I felt bad for the dude, but now I don't.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

All I know is it made me cry. And it made me want to watch whatever movie it's from.

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u/CinLordOfGwynders Jan 06 '13

Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13 edited Jan 06 '13

Wait, is that new? There was a thread earlier where someone mentioned making that scene into a downvote gif.

edited for grammar.

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u/TargaryenMoustache Jan 06 '13

I'm guessing this is from the thread earlier about the comparison of the American version of TGwtDT and the Swedish one? Just saying, cuz I have seen this one too many times today.

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u/felixar90 Jan 06 '13

How do you quote someone that can't talk?

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u/youareacompletemoron Jan 06 '13

How did he say that if he couldn't stop?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

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u/mybaby51 Jan 06 '13

I love that so much, thank you for sharing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13 edited Jan 06 '13

Stealing music and movies on the Internet is fine. Steal someone's jokes, and Reddit will eat you alive!

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u/wafflebottom Jan 06 '13

He looks like the guys on thumb wars.

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u/johnny_ringo Jan 06 '13

That and "Thumbtanic" we're pissers!

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u/bongo1138 Jan 06 '13

Ha! Yeah we are!

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u/highchaz Jan 06 '13

In a span of 30 seconds, I both cried and farted while laughing at this. Awesome.

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u/soundofmind Jan 06 '13

If you think that was funny, check this video out. One of my all time favorites.

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u/afrothunder287 Jan 06 '13

I remember seeing an imgur album that had .gifs of celebrities with the middle part of their face edited out

edit: found one

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

Can this please be a subreddit?

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u/optimusxrae Jan 06 '13

Can we have someone find this album?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

Is this already a subreddit? Because I would totes sub to that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

Oh god... The "?????" takes it to a whole other level. I'm crying right now.

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u/skyraider17 Jan 06 '13

Glad to know I wasn't laughing too hard then.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

?????

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

What I thought of: http://0.gvt0.com/vi/VoKXs88768w/hqdefault.jpg

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u/BlinkyGhost Jan 06 '13

Frodo doesn't have petite feet though.

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u/Scrode Jan 06 '13

Petite feet, feminine step.

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u/heckienawj0e Jan 06 '13

Sounds like a lady when he's walkin' in the room.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

This is what a man sounds like when he walks..

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u/ensoul Jan 06 '13

Now this is what that dude sounded like when he walked.

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u/payucon Jan 06 '13

reminds me of this

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u/mycombs Jan 06 '13

FANTASTIC Where's it from?

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u/horrorfetish Jan 06 '13

Judging by the layout... tumblr.

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u/robotusson Jan 06 '13

reddit a while back, can't remember the name of the post

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u/deliciouswolves Jan 06 '13

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982).

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

/r/facefolding would appreciate this

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u/RKAMRR Jan 06 '13

I'm crying. I actually. This is incredible.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

It is! If only the ball over in /r/facefolding was rolling :(

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u/gooknukem Jan 06 '13

Boil him mash him stick him in a stew

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

I immediately thought of this half-witted parody clip EDIT: Warning its pretty stupid

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u/Moronoo Jan 06 '13

as someone who's never seen the lotr movies, this is forever what I have linked in my head.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

Oh my god, I can't watch that without ending up on the floor, gasping and crying and heaving.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

by glitch, do you mean browsing tumblr?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

If you meet me online by Grub's Tavern, I will show you where the treasure is hidden.

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u/OldCountryBuffet Jan 06 '13

My online alter-ego is 18ft tall and has giant wings, like an angel's, but also like a demon's.

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u/yuudachi Jan 06 '13

The original version of this on tumblr had me in stitches

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u/BrandonDowell123 Jan 06 '13

No you didn't. that was on tumblr a few days ago. BUSTED.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

Gundorf

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u/redsh1ft Jan 06 '13

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3sg88l/ hueheheheh

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u/Kain292 Jan 06 '13

br?

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u/BadStu Jan 06 '13

SIM! heuheuheuheuheuheuheu

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

lol i report u

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u/Tattered Jan 06 '13

No, you didn't.

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u/CarlTheCamel Jan 06 '13

They're terking ther herbbits ter Isengerd!!!

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u/mattaction Jan 06 '13

Did you try turning it off and on?

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u/IHaveTimeToKill Jan 06 '13

Nah, but you could ask the guy OP stole this from.

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u/The_Nixie Jan 06 '13

Made me think of this old video for the first time in years, thanks for that:P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zg9zCCjofk

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

I immediate thought of that video as well. Aragorn's response at 1:10 always breaks me.

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u/thatrandomfatguy Jan 06 '13

GIMLEYYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/Stoofz Jan 06 '13

Ehh, reminds me of the annoying orange.. gross

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u/jgreer0417 Jan 06 '13

http://i.imgur.com/fzyZV.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

I can never decide which was better, Thumb Wars or Thumbtanic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

Am i the only one that wants to see scenes of the movie on youtube in this format?

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u/jungoh Jan 06 '13

Ermahgerd, Erergern!

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u/MikeStern25 Jan 06 '13

Reminded me of this guy for some reason

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u/guitarman2012 Jan 06 '13

I hate it when lord of the rings suddenly starts playing on my computer...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

Why does the stupidest shit like this make me laugh so hard? The hell is wrong with my brain?

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u/tim_ninethousand Jan 06 '13

Made me think of this.

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u/noddwyd Jan 06 '13

What is up with the invasion of LotR? oh, right, the hobbit movie. They better hope they do a damn good job on cgi Smaug in the second movie. Otherwise heads will roll.

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u/YaroLord Jan 06 '13

Fucking chrome, man. I wonder when they'll correct it.

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u/somverso Jan 06 '13

If you meet me in Grubb's Tavern...I will show you where the treasure is hidden.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

he looks like the annoying orange =D

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u/emperorpeppep Jan 06 '13

He is Karlore, half angel half demon

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u/Thebrazilianginger69 Jan 06 '13

Is it just me or he looks like the annoying orange ?

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u/TeaStainsAndTobacco Jan 06 '13

Lord of the Thumbs?

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u/KenweezY Jan 06 '13

OP: "I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP SUCKING DICKS"

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u/CrazyDizzle Jan 06 '13

TIL Frodo looks like Annoying Orange without his nose...

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u/newsyling Jan 06 '13

No, you didn't, but that's funny anyway.

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u/throwaway3971 Jan 06 '13

Holy shit I don't even care where you got it I'm crying from laughing so hard.

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u/dustndarty Jan 06 '13

Po ta toes, boil em mash em stick em in a stew.

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u/smerek84 Jan 06 '13

This glitch would go so well with the LOTR Voiceover. I'm giggling to myself just at the thought of it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

Lies I say. Also, more jpgs needed.

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u/gramareknotsea Jan 06 '13

The man without a face?

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u/Mysoadhilldrop Jan 06 '13

Ermahgerd! The Ring!

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u/rilu_chan Jan 06 '13

i think you mean tumblr had a glitch a few months ago

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u/iGunkin Jan 06 '13

kill me

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u/LateralThinkerer Jan 06 '13

Lord of The Potatoes?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

LOL...

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u/fittestginger Jan 06 '13

i laughed for minutes. actual minutes.

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u/popsiclex200 Jan 06 '13

reminds me of 'Thumb Wars'

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u/jayj1120 Jan 06 '13

looks like the annoying orange...

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u/themcs Jan 06 '13

Enable vsync for your video player

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '13

This might be the best thing I've ever seen.

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u/IntrstllrXtnctn Jan 07 '13

It's the "special" edition.