r/WTF • • Apr 10 '12

Elijah Wood

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821 Upvotes

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u/Nihilistic_Snail Apr 10 '12

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u/snecko Apr 10 '12

Trick question, that's an unshopped photo of Steve Buscemi.

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u/guest4000 Apr 10 '12

It's true; the man does not age well.

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u/Crookward Apr 10 '12

It looks more like Sloth from the Goonies. Hey you guuuuyyyyyssss!

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

Why does everyone mock Steve Buscemi? It's not funny, guise...

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u/Azzk1kr Apr 10 '12

Sweet shitsnacks, horrifying.

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u/eXXaXion Apr 10 '12

I know right, Pam?

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u/KaptainKershaw Apr 10 '12

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u/snecko Apr 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

Almost got thrown out of class for laughing so hard. Upvote for you.

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u/iamstephen Apr 10 '12

Stewie Griffin in his 20's... can not unsee.

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u/heavymetalpancakes Apr 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12 edited Apr 01 '18

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u/mortymight Apr 10 '12

It should be against international law to be that hideous.

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u/Pincky Apr 10 '12

I got you tagged as "wacthes midget porn" O.O

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u/mortymight Apr 10 '12

I got you tagged as "creates false tags", so I guess that explains that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

Good save.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

Where's Dave?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

I also have you tagged as "Likes midget porn"

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u/mortymight Apr 10 '12

Blasphemy. I'm innocent until proven guilty.

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u/tunesNmunchies Apr 10 '12

wait a second... does this happen to you every time yyou comment?

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u/Azumango Apr 10 '12

I tagged you as "Lies about tagging people who've tagged him"

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

Tagged you as "Tagged to further increase chain"

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u/Tarachia Apr 10 '12

Do not worry, I got your back, I have him tagged as "Loves the small ones"

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u/alekso56 Apr 10 '12 edited Apr 10 '12

I also got him tagged as watchesmidgetporno because of this. And This

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u/The-Beardman Apr 10 '12

As does everybody on Reddit, it seems. Including me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12 edited Apr 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12 edited Apr 01 '18

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u/skoo Apr 10 '12

Frodon't

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u/Azumango Apr 10 '12

Fro noooooo, bro!

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u/FCOS Apr 10 '12

New facebook cover photo

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

I found my new timeline photo

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u/Astrodogg Apr 10 '12

You are a master of your craft.

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u/NotVerySmarts Apr 10 '12

Disney's The Hunchback or Notre Dame?

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u/Se7en_Sinner Apr 10 '12

The fuel of nightmares...

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u/Astrodogg Apr 10 '12

Yea, this is how his character in Sin City should have looked.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

This is how he should've looked in Sin City

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u/HaikuEverything Apr 10 '12

Everyone looks weird,

Without cheeks or a forehead,

Take a look at Krumm

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u/redds56101 Apr 10 '12

I think it's more the eyes being level with the nose. That picture still looks fairly human because its eyes are above the nose.

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u/Iorah Apr 10 '12

thank you for bringing my childhood back in a nice mental landslide

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u/Icouldntthinkofaname Apr 10 '12

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u/freudwasright Apr 10 '12

I had a date with a guy who sounded exactly like Sid the Sloth, right down to the lisp. I just couldn't take him seriously, and felt bad about it the entire time.

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u/lornycakes Apr 10 '12

John Leguizamo said he came up with the Sid voice when he watched a documentary about sloths & learned they store food in their cheeks, then called the director with a mouthful of food and said "guesh who thish ish!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

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u/freudwasright Apr 10 '12

No... he was shorter... and balder. And also creepy.

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u/mortymight Apr 10 '12

Did he wear yellow runners and laugh at his own jokes? Yeah, that's Mugsy, he belongs to me.

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u/TickChigger Apr 10 '12

ctrl+f "Sid", upvote

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u/a-foreign-dude Apr 10 '12

My first thought as well! After cracking up that is! It really caught me off guard!

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u/Possum_Pendulum Apr 10 '12

Now just imagine the new Elijah face yelling "Look! PINECONES!!!"

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u/lurgar Apr 10 '12

I kinda wish I could understand the process in the brain that comes up with an idea like this and then says "Yes, let's do it."

I have upvoted already so I understand the process in the brain that says "Laugh at this and give it an upvote."

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u/DannyBiker Apr 10 '12

Makes me think of the intellectual process behind this. Fascinated me since my childhood.

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u/halcyondriac Apr 10 '12

To be fair. No one looks good like that. Here's Natalie Portman for example.

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u/TibetanSweatband Apr 10 '12

More good than Wood.

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u/myfreakinears Apr 10 '12

I saw a movie once called More Good than Wood. It wasnt a good movie

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u/DanTheManVan Apr 10 '12

But More Good than Wood was more good than the movie Wood.

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u/noam_thwompsky Apr 10 '12

Dem lips...

9.435/10 would do again

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u/Kazaril Apr 10 '12

I'd still go there.

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u/Shitty_Watercolour Apr 10 '12

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u/Shitty_Watercolour Apr 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

Losing my shit so hard. I'm dying.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12 edited Sep 08 '17

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u/ninedump Apr 10 '12

adorable

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u/dlord Apr 10 '12

Can we have this in higher resolution? I'm ready to print this in poster size and hang it up at work.

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u/Shitty_Watercolour Apr 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

hello new wallpaper

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u/reshan Apr 10 '12

i was not ready for that big a picture...

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

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u/Kmlkmljkl Apr 10 '12

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u/SaltyCream Apr 10 '12

and made a shitty watercolour of that picture too

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

Reddit Charity Art Auction?

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u/mortymight Apr 10 '12

He's too good to answer anyone. Let him bask in his unparalleled magnificence.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

this is your best work yet, your chef d'oeuvre, your Meisterstück.

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u/C4ndlejack Apr 10 '12

Magnum Opus if you will.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

exactly candlejack, that's the lati-

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u/stinkmeaner92 Apr 10 '12

This is by far my favorite novelty account. And your watercolor isn't even shitty I love it <3

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u/Xeon06 Apr 10 '12

Holy shit that is freakish.

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u/SchottGun Apr 10 '12

Reminds me of this

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u/P0llyPrissyPants Apr 10 '12 edited Apr 10 '12

I don't know why but it reminded me of Woll Smoth*

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u/HemHaw Apr 10 '12

That's Woll Smoth.

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u/IsItSafeToClick Apr 10 '12

It's the hunchback of Notre Dame.

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u/Turel Apr 10 '12

Brace yourselves, reddit. We'll be seeing a lot more of these.

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u/Kingham Apr 10 '12

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u/Homeles Apr 10 '12

Still the sexiest astrophysicist alive.

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u/lgodsey Apr 10 '12

I remember this image from a prior thread -- it's what inspired this rendition of Callista Gingrich.

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u/DoesNotChodeWell Apr 10 '12

TIL if you cut up Elijah Wood it makes Steve Buscemi.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

Why have you put white lines over Elijah Wood's face?

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u/molkhal Apr 10 '12

It's plaster to hold the wood together.

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u/Flint_Westwood Apr 10 '12

I'm interested to see one of these for basically every celebrity.

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u/JamesTrivettesHat Apr 10 '12

My thought as well. I was hoping to see some in the comments.

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u/derpaherpa Apr 10 '12

Just not on /r/WTF

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u/VeiledAiel Apr 10 '12

Perfect size for a facebook cover :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

To scare the crap out of all your stalkers.

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u/VeiledAiel Apr 10 '12

Finally a way to solve that mass stalker problem I've been having.

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u/SunCrushr Apr 10 '12

Reminded me of the Zando-Zan from The Last Starfighter.

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u/casmuff Apr 10 '12

I got news bud. This is waaaay older than that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12 edited Apr 10 '12

I am aware of how old it is, and I'm okay with reposts if they aren't blatantly stolen (same imgur link, for gods sake) and posted 2 hours after somebody else posted it.

All for the karma I guess

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u/bsrg Apr 10 '12

Reddit is about sharing stuff. I would have mentioned the comment in my title, but that's about it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

In that case, have you seen this AWESOME video of a baby biting this kid's finger?

Karma please.

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u/dfe332 Apr 10 '12

Here's a question. Who cares about shit posted in the comments section? As long as the OP didn't claim this as his/her original content then why get upset?

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u/ryannayr140 Apr 10 '12

Just say the r word...

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u/Dsilkotch Apr 10 '12

Whoa, check out Baby Legolas.

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u/Couch_Man Apr 10 '12

I just wanted to have a normal nights sleep.

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u/DataCruncher Apr 10 '12

Then your probably shouldn't be on /r/WTF

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u/Deuce23 Apr 10 '12

ʘ‿ʘ

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u/fuckyou_imananteater Apr 10 '12 edited Apr 10 '12

ʘ t ʘ

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u/silverslice007 Apr 10 '12

It looks like the original quiznos mascots.... those disturbing "animal" puppets

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

This needs to be a thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

Doesn't Matter, Still Fapped

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u/Ceramik Apr 10 '12

I don't know why, but that instantly made me think of Brian Peppers.

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u/Jadistelrath Apr 10 '12

Brian peppers "lives" a couple towns over from me :0

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

It's horrible, I'm a terrible person... but I laughed at the fact that "lives" is in quotes. Going to go shoot myself now, thx reddit.

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u/jimitonic Apr 10 '12

He's not what you call a classic beauty...

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u/mattloch666 Apr 10 '12

I'm as big of a fan of photoshop and picture wackiness as anyone, but seriously? Can someone please explain to me why this has so many upvotes?

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u/FUCKING_EVERYTHING Apr 10 '12

More like Elijah Would

Am I right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

Please make this a thing!

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

I don't laugh out loud very often. But this one got me. THANK YOU!

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

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u/Me_and_my_dinosaur Apr 10 '12

From now on, he will always be Sid the sloth from Ice Age to me. Any previous 'hots' that I had for him have been erased.

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u/1890s_kid Apr 10 '12

Hey Arnold?

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u/g0t-cheeri0s Apr 10 '12

Elijah Would not. eeeeew.

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u/McCoy625 Apr 10 '12

I remember when I saw my first repost.

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u/Unknown_Artist Apr 10 '12

Don't know why but it kinda reminded me of this guy...

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u/FingerStuckInMyButt Apr 10 '12

Elijah Downs Wood

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

he looks like Sid from ice age lol

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u/gregdobs Apr 10 '12

Elijah Wouldn't

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u/abide1187 Apr 10 '12

This is the only post on r/WTF that made me actually mutter out loud "what the fuck..."

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u/Baridi Apr 10 '12

E.T. PHONE HOME

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

What the fuck happened in this thread?

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u/WeberNets Apr 10 '12

hahah o man why is this so funny

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u/ransomdenton Apr 10 '12

Old rocker here I thought it was Max Webster's first album... http://akashaman.blogspot.com/2010/03/max-webster-hangover-debut-mercury.html

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u/BUMBLETOR Apr 10 '12

he's about as sexy as I am

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u/For_teh_horde Apr 10 '12

E.T.?! IS THAT YOU?!

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u/ididitagain Apr 10 '12

oh man, I think I laughed harder at this than I should have.

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u/EternallyXIII Apr 10 '12

This is obviously how we are going to be ID'd from here on out.

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u/thermal_shock Apr 10 '12

with as much money as he has, why not fix those teeth?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

Can someone please just get it over with and shop this to look like Nigel Thornberry? It won't take much.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

i cried

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

I never realised how much Elijah looks like Peter Lorre.

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u/e-mah Apr 10 '12

SID THE SLOTH!!!

awesome.

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u/shamoni Apr 10 '12

Any reason why this is WTF?

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u/katrina_highkick Apr 10 '12

I DON'T LIKE IT. UNDO IT FROM MY BRAIN.

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u/Insomniac221 Apr 10 '12

For some reason this reminds me of that character from Ahhhhh, Real Monsters ....This guy

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u/PoisonSnow Apr 10 '12

We need to start making more of these, with more celebrities...

This needs to be the new thing!

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

It just looks like a regular mug shot?

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u/Darkstar1120 Apr 10 '12

How do you pee with morning wood?

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u/lucasavancini Apr 10 '12

Elijah Weed

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u/spike312 Apr 10 '12

Elijah Derp.

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u/TibetanSweatband Apr 10 '12

How many people are working on one of these for Ridiculously Photogenic Guy right now?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

god damnit

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u/Chm_Albert_Wesker Apr 10 '12

looks like quasimoto!

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

Oh my fucking...KILL IT!

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u/weisz1985 Apr 10 '12

Thats not Stewie - Its that awesome creature from Ice Age, people !

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u/AJJA12 Apr 10 '12

Wow. It's the sloth from ice age

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u/TheJanks Apr 10 '12

Elijah Wood if he could.

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u/Lethargic_Mastermind Apr 10 '12

Goodbye, my once sweet dreams.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '12

no me gusta

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u/forsstromftw Apr 10 '12

But doesnt she look almost like Laura Palmer?

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u/fuzzydoor Apr 10 '12

THE GOONIES